Building community one dad joke at a time. College and Kraken Hockey. Favorite title is dad.
North Bend, WA
Joined May 2011
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Scary movie ads during football season RUINS watching games with kids. They start running earlier every year.
Only things you love can break your heart.
I'm mad for the invasive decision forced upon the women in my life. I'm sad that this is an issue my kids will have in common with their great-grandparents.
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I’m so tired of being angry and so angry at being so tired.
People have a right to control their own bodies and decisions. Nothing got easier or better tonight.
As tired as we are, we will be heard.
We can not ensure success, but we can deserve it. -Adams
Little league coaches that wear baseball pants like they might sub for a 9 year old are not fun people.
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No matter how bad you were at your job today, you weren’t this bad.
$1MILLION painting is ruined after 'bored' security guard draws eyes on faceless figures 🤦
Full story: trib.al/0LH7DuU
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Nick Jensen retweeted
Monique speaking here….just an fyi, the only ice time Joc has had this year is on the outdoor rink teaching her 3 year old son how to skate….just sayin.
3-time Olympian Jocelyne Lamoureux-Davidson absolutely ripping through the Fountain Face-Off :eyes: #NHLAllStar teapaw.org/BR_OpenIce/status/1489…
Nick Jensen retweeted
With cameras out in some spots, we’ll try to keep you updated on how things look. Here’s I-5 in the Federal Way area.
I would have prayed here during my Masters.
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Unserious people play stupid games and win stupid prizes.
UPDATE: North Dakota governor signs bill banning critical race theory in K-12 schools trib.al/e5g7p3W
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Hey @SchlossmanGF , could we all chip in some money to help @MiamiOH_Hockey keep their lights on during the game?
I’ve seen games of spin the bottle with better lighting.
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Nick Jensen retweeted
“In Finland, the # of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” scoop.me/housing-first-finla…
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This deep look from @zeynep at who the unvaccinated really are is spectacularly good.
Eg: "The most powerful predictor of who remained unvaccinated was not age, politics, race, income or location, but the lack of health insurance."
nytimes.com/2021/10/15/opini…
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