Bear-Do-Well 🐻

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time,” He argues that cloud data centers should make better use of limited memory supplies instead of people running AI models locally.

I wonder if the @paramountplus servers will be able to handle the traffic load tonight as millions of Star Trek fans watch their favorite episodes in memory of both Walter Koenig and Patrick Stewart.

The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.

When I was growing up Christians didn’t like pokemon cause it was pocket demons and a Christian song wasn’t Christian if it didn’t say “God” enough times. Christians now talk about how God anointed the politician that’s talking about Niki Minaj’s ass at a rally 🙏

You know how to stop ants from invading your house? You find where their colony is, and you spray whole milk around it. You see, there's a compound in whole milk that causes a high incidence of birth defects in ants. Baby ants affected by this are born often missing limbs or parts thereof, particularly the little toe-like barbs on their legs. Without those 'toes', the baby ants can't crawl up and into crevices and enter your home. You'll eliminate your ant problem in one generation, thanks to this condition: Lack Toes in Toddler Ants.

Would you please say a prayer for our friend Tony's dad? He's getting ready to go into emergency surgery.

The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets: