@NotAdeeRoss

it may or may not be me

Joined June 2017
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I live in a constant state of misery that state is Florida
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Picking yummi n req a swap in aram so they give up their morgana
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I'm somewhat of a businessman myself
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how life has been lately
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Dawg fucking MOVE TO ANOTHER STATE
Frog Princess 🐸@TheDivineFrogOct 23
A male neighbour moved into an upstairs flat about 3 months ago, I’ve seen him but not spoken to him. I took my bin out this morning and he happened to be just coming in, he asked if I’d drive him to a local place as his car has a flat and I lied and said I had to go out…
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💫@QUEERBALLEROct 21
they really weren’t lying
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Will@WillemDaFroOct 22
Fuck yeah bro, Florida. Widespread political corruption, Conservative Latinos, Boomer overpopulation, Absurd inclement weather, Mad Max Fury Road commutes to work, Cops using your dead relatives identity like a skin suit, it's Florida dawg it's lit
NBC News
@NBCNewsOct 21
A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/off…

Officer who found man dead in Florida home allegedly moved in, renovated and assumed his identity...

Brian Louis Sguros, 35, had responded to the Lauderhill home in July 2022 for a welfare check.

nbcnews.com
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Oh you're so close to something marx said
Objectobot
@ObjectobotOct 20
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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
Truth will out.@EndtheWef03Oct 21
This gets funnier with sound.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI-generated, not real footage. It features typical synthetic tells like an implausible bathroom security camera and inconsistent physics/motion. instagram.com/reel/DeZKoonoz… x.com/KnightsTempOrg…
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Bad bunny fans be like: 😐😐😐😐🗣️YEH YEH YEH 🗣️😐😐😐
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Ring ring phone call from depressionnnn
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Mo literally jumped on my leg doing this for no reason like wtf r u thinking
tri@tricipital14Oct 17
ive been laughing at this video for like 10 minutes
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The accuracy is insane😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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When Someone drew Lil Wayne, asked him how much he’d pay for the drawing… and Wayne hit back saying he’d pay him to erase it 😭😭😭
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True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Iman@Iman4iiOct 16
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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people of the world Pplease watch this
TX2@tx2officialOct 16
How to start an Emo band…
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Cutting off the guy in front of me by automatically flipping my car mid air into his lane
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They call me the benjamin netanyahu of the west
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100 % real...
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He went back to pre malone
MR SOMIE
@lwksomieOct 15
Post Malone has cleared his tattoos after 10 years of having them, no talks, no noise and now he’s focused on being physically fit and living healthy. Bro really said no more to wayward life
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