Lonely boy, wishing for a femboy to cuddle. We miss you, @Allosaurus_Gr8 Alt @Allosaurus_DeB8
On a raft in the Red Sea
Joined July 2020
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Totally normal place for a guy who just won a Texas election this week to go: right to NYC to be a guest on a liberal comedy TV show to joke about all of his fundraising outside of Texas
omg James Talarico just made a surprise appearance on SNL, and the audience went WILD
"Hi, America! I'm James Talarico, the guy who's been texting you every day asking for $5. But I think, Mr. President, if we can work together we can make life better for everyday Americans. It's clear people want something new. They want something different. I'm talking, of course, about SNL's cold opens. How many of these Trump freezes are they gonna do?!"
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Girls when schools don't cater to them for 1 month in middle school.
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Toriyama tendo que lutar contra quem quer que fosse escrever os quadrinhos do Goku para impedir que eles insiram seus fetiches esquisitos e destruam a relação entre Goku e Chichi:
Sometimes I’m outside and I see a guy in a motorcycle riding around and I think, “Ah, @FemboyStay_Gold. Come all the way here to kill me at last?” Then I realize the guy is way too tall to be him and I breathe a sigh of relief
Random memory of when three different friends all admitted to thinking I was Russian because I had, “Russian vibes.” Looking back, it was probably because I kept joking about throwing vodka at their heads. But they sure explained it poorly.
Get job, build up credit, get credit card, collect figma of 404, get the third party NTW, make custom HUNK in 1/12 scale. Pose them together with my already owned figmas.
