Not the real Arte Moreno, but I play one on Twitter. I own the LA Angels of Anaheim and I'm rich. Really rich. (Arte Moreno parody acct) [email protected]

Joined July 2012
“That motherf***er back there is not real!”
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No blood on my hands. I have always been a big fan of Cal State Fullerton's baseball heritage and was sad to see new ownership didn't renew Kurt Suzuki. Feels good not to be blamed, though. #RichAndCarefree #Jefe
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If Shohei didn't want to participate in the playoffs he could have just remained an Angel.
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Junior has never actually swept a floor in his life. If he joined our minor league system, we could teach him really quick.
Junior Caminero breaks out the broom for a Rays sweep 🧹
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The Yankees lose, the Yankees lose, thuuuuuuhhhhhhhh Yankeesss lose.
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Ippei was hate watching in prison and won 20 packs of cigarettes on that game.
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Tortas are set to break the @MLB record of micheladas consumed in a baseball stadium today in this heat at @Dodgers stadium.
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Now that the season is over, I can be transparent about it: as part of the sale of the franchise, I agreed to losing 100 games so the team can only go up under new ownership.
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I get what Vladdy Jr. is saying. I paid Anthony Rendon based on what he did against the @Dodgers in the 2019 NLDS and then what he did against the @astros in the world series. It was fun to watch. #ThatRich
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Hi, @MLBJesus. Favor. Can you help us go 3-1 in this final series against the @Mariners. My reputation depends on it, even though I am filthy rich. Thanks.
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Going 4 and 5 in the last nine games will be like winning the world series to me. Will cement me as the best Angels owner in franchise history. #Jefe
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Steve Ballmer joining the great lineage of bone headed Clippers owners. Maybe he wants to buy a baseball team together!
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Boy are those tarp boys going to feel silly today when they see me in my suite after chanting "goodbye Arte" last night. I'm still here, boys :) Try "thank you Arte" tonight instead. Much more positive. #PMA
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Don't forget to buy your tickets to tonight's game to celebrate! #Jefe
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The smartest thing Kroenke can do as the new owner is bring back @Alex_Curry, then lower beer and parking prices.
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I am getting a lot of questions on "why now?" The recent heat wave finally made me pull the trigger. I guess the "no A/C" rule I implemented back fired on me. #ThatFrugal
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Just remember, everyone. Under my ownership we won the most division titles (6 of the franchise's 9)... and I brought you Vladimir Guerrero, Bartolo Colon and Jered Weaver. You're welcome. #Jefe
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Yea, I sold because some nerds chanted something in the stadium they paid me to enter. lol Sam.
The fans chanted “Sell the team.” And he sold it. This is a monumental day for the Angels.
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I am the smartest businessman alive. I sold the team after the 10-1 drubbing of the @Yankees. It helped me secure another billion in the deal. #Jefe
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Unless they're in Santa Ana (gangs) or La Habra (gross).
Angels fans dancing in the streets of Orange County
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