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Not the Head Coach of the LSU Tigers

Baton Rouge, LA
Joined February 2019
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This is who we had trying to block Dont’a Hightower 😭
How the return of CFB has me feelin
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You think he’d be able to throw a TD now that he is “well rested”
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The Pete Golding Experience…
The Lane Kiffin experience
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All of that insane back-and-forth between #LSU and #OleMiss fans for the past nine months all for both of their seasons to end on the same day, three weeks before Thanksgiving — and against the same two teams both teams always have lost to. Crazy lol.
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LSU and Ole Miss fans fighting over Lane Kiffin all year
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Is Lane Kiffin the Donald Trump of college football?
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That kid that flipped from SMU just walked into Death Valley and beat the hell out of LSU btw @MattMoscona #BamaIsBurning?
Bama flipping QB commits from SMU?!?! Oh how the mighty have fallen. 😂😂😂 Bama is BURNING rant via @MattMoscona #RollTide
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LSU really paid Lane Kiffin $91 million for this:
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I’m starting to think Lane Kiffin should focus more on winning games and less about having the “Avengers” for the Tiger Walk
Angel Reese. Shaq. Paul Skenes. Kevin Costner. Lane Kiffin brought out the Avengers for the Tiger Walk 😭🔥
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Matt Moscona left the game early too btw
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Next up on LockedOnLSU: why the UV rays have it out for LSU just as much as the SEC does, and why playing home games during daylight is a slap in the face to lane Kiffin. Could LSU countersue the SEC while also suing the Sun and solar system??? Stay tuned!
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If we want to talk about the biggest disappointments in college football this season, move Lane Kiffin to that table. Year one at LSU has been a failure. With today’s loss, Kiffin moves to 13-27 against top 10 opponents.
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The “it’s year 1” excuse doesn’t work when it’s a $40 million dollar roster
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I can’t defend any team that has a 40+ million dollar roster and gets absolutely embarrassed at home. Just came off a bye week and getting absolutely slaughtered. This team stinks. Fans deserve better.
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Lane Kiffin left Ole Miss because he wanted to beat the best of the best LSU has played 3 teams that are currently ranked. They are 0-3, as a favorite in every game, including a loss to Ole Miss Yikes!
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You paid $100m to lose to Alabama at home… hey @LSUfootball even Brian fuckin Kelly won in BR Fuck outta here, and I know that over time you might figure it out and you’re going to dunk on me if you do, but tonight?!?!?? Tonight you have ruined an entire STATE’s emotional state
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Fuck me in the dick… there are few eternal truths in this world… gravity, relativity and Alabama beating LSU in Baton Rouge Like Sisyphus we continue to push the boulder up the hill only to get deep dicked at the summit LSU and Kiffin are going to make all the excuses in the world to try and explain this loss Fuck that, you have the most money of any roster in the entire country and you have three losses I’m calling you out on your bullshit and you can get mad at me, but how about you look in the fucking mirror
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LSU hired Lane Kiffin, bought a $40 million roster and Alabama is once again kicking their ass in Baton Rouge.
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This is what Sam Leavitt does with his free time instead of practice
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I’m so tired of thinking about how both the Saints & LSU have offensive minded head coaches and neither can think of an efficient way to get a yard on 3rd down. Like they both freeze up and call a dumb ass play
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