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God’s most favored beast

Joined January 2017
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I wonder what the net economic cost of factorio is. If I could erase this game from my brain I would.
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Going out on dates w guy who I’ve been fucking no issue for years and now I’m nervous about whether my apartment is tidy enough and if I’m staring too intensely during sex. I feel like one of those cheetahs that can’t fuck without a therapy dog nearby
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“Benchmaxxed” is a sinophobic microaggression
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Lady scientists cheating asf
According to recent polling, both sexes think it’s worse for a husband than a wife to have an affair – the opposite of the traditional double standard. stevestewartwilliams.com/p/d…
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Playing w my kids and they fail to see the contradiction between “stop tickling me” and “okay now do it again”
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Found out an ABG can tell you the pH of your blood as well as your CO2 and bicarb levels. Is there anything those ladies can’t do?
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Lowkey intrusive thoughts of harming myself since I started Accutane but my skin looks great so I’ll keep that to myself
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love love love her blue outfit elf ears reaching for the gun though
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I'm disappointed at the level of snark in and around the latest ACX essay. Essays like Toxoplasma of Rage and In Favor of Niceness really shaped how I engage with political disagreement, and this feels antithetical. A reminder that we're all human I guess.
Replying to @MelMitchell1
I didn't mean for that to be an insult, but feel free to link me to your relevant work and I will read it as penance.
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cool until you realize thats 7 shrimp that can no longer support their families
Longshoremen’s Union: If you automate anything we will go on strike and cripple the US economy. China:
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What is this? Elbow Good, and this? Watch Great, now repeat after me - it’s a sunny day in New York It’s a sunny day in New York Perfect, now what does it mean that the owl of Minerva takes its flight only when the shades of the night are gathering?
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Hot for my therapist and addicted to factorio meanwhile 55 y/o patient is asking my he has a shuffling gait and pill rolling tremor bro I do not know
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split reactions to this are a cool display of conflicting moral systems. One where punishing evil is virtuous (unless the punishment doesn't fit the crime), and one where certain things (e.g. sadistic pleasure) are wrong independent of circumstance. very cavalier vs puritan
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every once in a while I see a post in this genre and I'm like aww, they thought sex was real
If you were actually submissive you’d just do what women tell you. You, like most self proclaimed submissives, are petualant brat who can’t cum unless your childhood neuroses are being indulged in just the right way
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I really like lying to people at bars. One time at a gay bar in Austin I told a bunch of guys that I was a materials scientist developing dental cement in town for a conference.
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This step 2 shit easy as fuck
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At the point in life where my dating prospects are getting significantly balder
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It’s all so complicated
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Patient looks at me today and says “why are you so shiny” bro idk why are you suicidal
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Been working the adolescent psych ward for 4 days and not a single patient has requested mitski or kelela for music time :/
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