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Not what you want to hear, but need to hear.🔥
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No fucking way Carson Wentz had 0 passing yards the entire 3rd quarter.
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How do you miss this high school ahh kick I'll never understand
If Boise's kicker doesn't miss this, we never even get a 4 team playoff
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She literally tells how to catch people who secretly dislikes you.
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No way the CFB Playoff committee keeps those Sun Belt teams ranked that high if the spots up to 24 instead of 4 or 12 mattered. It would have been, "should 12-1 App State get in over 8-4 Northwestern?" and guess who wins?
𝗦𝗨𝗡 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧. Sun Belt Conference Commissioner Keith Gill on @CFBPlayoff expansion to 24-team format. ☀️🏈 📰 » sunbelt.me/4fkB6aJ
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It’s 17 players btw
There are 5800 NCAA D1 basketball players. Guess how many have been at their school all 4 years.
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They will say ANYTHING except “Josh Allen threw an interception”
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The last 5 years of College Football: The implementation of NIL. The popularization of the transfer portal. Eroded conference regionality. Devalued regular season games. Eliminated conference title games. Popularization of “meaningless bowl game.” Got rid of the fun OT (ex: 2018 LSU-A&M). Teams declining to play in bowl games. Allowed transfers immediate eligibility. CFP says fans opinions don’t matter. Players suing for extra eligibility. NCAA legally can’t enforce its own rules. Corporate sponsor logos on fields. Corporate sponsor logos on jerseys. Corporate sponsor logos on helmets. Players staying at one school is rare. Cross-country travel for conference games. NFL players attempting to return to college. Tampering galore, highest bidder wins. Tamperers reported = nothing happens. Group of 6 schools’ best players taken. 2-minute timeout (extra commercials). Eliminated clock stopping after 1st downs. Rivalries eroded by realignment. ESPN solely propping up the SEC. FOX solely propping up the B1G. 13-0 FSU left out of 4-team CFP. 2-loss teams ranked ahead of 9-0 UCLA. 1-loss Georgia ranked ahead of 9-0 Utah. BYU went 11-1 in reg. season, left out. Rankings completely rigged for the SEC. SEC rigging = declining interest elsewhere. Declining attendance. Normal fans getting priced out of games. Parking’s exponentially more expensive. Home-and-homes moved to neutral sites. Constant roster turnover with the portal. Fans lack personal bond to 1-year transfers. Your favorite player probably transfers out. Recruiting matters a lot less (they’ll leave). Landing a big recruit doesn’t feel the same. The word “committed” means nothing. Preseason rankings/ratings skewing things. Portal window overlapping with CFP. Coaches have to recruit their current players. Players “re-signing” during the season. What is targeting? What is a catch?
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Statement from @JudyMacLeod_ on today's @CFBPlayoff expansion announcement. #NoLimitsOnUs | #CFP
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This is what they’ve taken from us 💔
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People out here hating on high schoolers having fun in life. Sad world.
This is how teens act nowadays, I call it reel brain. Over the top dramatic energy, expressions not matching the conversation; speech patterns match the doom scrolling audio pattern.
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𝗦𝗨𝗡 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧. Sun Belt Conference Commissioner Keith Gill on @CFBPlayoff expansion to 24-team format. ☀️🏈 📰 » sunbelt.me/4fkB6aJ
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Statement by Commissioner Tim Pernetti On College Football Playoff Expansion.
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The fact that Caleb Williams can throw for 4 interceptions and his team STILL WINS, should eliminate him from any MVP consideration immediately Cause clearly you ain’t that valuable
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Caleb Williams owes his defense lunch money for the entire week
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How all Power 4 got their nicknames (Note, if you think I'm wrong its because several teams have several stories I just picked the most reasonable)
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Caleb Williams last 2 throws: INT INT
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This has been Christian Gonzalez worst game of his career. - Getting absolutely burned in man coverage - No closing speed in zone coverage - No effort to make tackles in the run game - Not setting the edge on outside runs
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What the hell is the Patriots secondary doing today? Passing game is destroying them.
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BRADEN MANN 86-YARD PUNT 🤯🔥 ONE OF THE BEST PUNTS EVER?? (via @NFL)
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I have to watch my team go to war every single week and notre dame just has to go 1-1 in their only 2 games a year
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