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Kate Bishop

@NotHawkess

Not Lady Hawkeye, not Hawkess, not Hawkingbird, not the girl Hawkeye. Just Hawkeye, got it?

 Venice Beach, California
Joined April 2019
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"Kate Bishop. I'm pretty much an Avenger. At your service." • Not new to character or verse • Literate (descriptions are a work in progress, though) • ~5 years • Ships with chem • DMs open • Written by: #ꜰᴜʟᴄʀᴜᴍ All RTs are appreciated.
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“Can't be anything else. Oh, the horror....”
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“Bad dream? Call it what it is! This is a nightmare!”
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“O-out of coffee!? How did this happen, we're smarter than this! ...Oh God, Billy has gotten to me.”
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“I think it's easier to believe that 46% misclicked and voted for Loki.”
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“My money gets drained by constantly having to buy frozen peas.”
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“Oh, I can imagine.”
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“Woah, I need those...”
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Katherine ‘Kitty’ Pryde “Tell me where he is before I give you a reason to hate and fear mutants!” Shadowcat•X-man•Marauder• oblivious bisexual•Mature themes•N/SFW•Mutant and Proud Like and RT?
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“If we take over the world, then we'd be the law. So it wouldn't be illegal.”
SOBIESKA (@HonoredSobieska) profile pictureSOBIESKA@HonoredSobieska14 Sep 2021
"That would be illegal."
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“Mwahahahaha yes!”
SOBIESKA (@HonoredSobieska) profile pictureSOBIESKA@HonoredSobieska14 Sep 2021
"...oh boy, an army of Bishops."
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“No such thing as too many Kates! The more, the merrier!”
SOBIESKA (@HonoredSobieska) profile pictureSOBIESKA@HonoredSobieska14 Sep 2021
"Listen if there's too many Kate's running around. That's a warning to never have four cups of coffee in one day."
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Congrats on 300. 😉
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You sure?
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No, it's five hours before. Nice try, Mr. War Crimes Against Pizza.
— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 (@AllNewHawkeye) profile picture— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧@AllNewHawkeye14 Sep 2021
Depicted here is the front page of the Bugle, five hours after the Council of Kates has taken over.
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“Hold on, I'm going too!”
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In response to popular outcry, as exemplified by this newspaper, the Council of the Kates is taking over. Praise be to Kate.
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“Denied. Sit down.”
— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 (@AllNewHawkeye) profile picture— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧@AllNewHawkeye14 Sep 2021
“Councilor and judge at the same time! That’s an abuse of power, I call for a mistrial!”
Objevtion overruled.
— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 (@AllNewHawkeye) profile picture— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧@AllNewHawkeye14 Sep 2021
Your Honor, please notice how there is already a line depicting coffee beans and a coffee pot dedicated to him. Furthermore, notice how Miss 'Hot Damn!' here conveniently left out who that last line belongs to. Almost as if she’s trying to hide something. Or someone.
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Exhibit B! Here we see a direct link between pizza and pineapple!
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— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 (@AllNewHawkeye) profile picture— 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧@AllNewHawkeye14 Sep 2021
So he likes pineapple and pizza. Doesn’t mean he likes ‘em together!
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