@NotLordJerms

still jokes and still lies

Joined May 2025
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Mia@toomuchliving7h
tonight鈥檚 full moon from my telescope 馃敪
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lowkey tired of being right
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Ajibola@4jibolaOct 24
the point of having is giving
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賻@2iNoura21h
at least we look at the same moon
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馃拃
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son behind me on a first date saying they cancelled rkelly for no reason, i鈥檓 never coming here again
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dr loomis to the residents of haddonfield about michael
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Nah this angle is crazy omg LMFAO
NBACentel
@TheNBACentelOct 24
WEMBY WAS PISSED AFTER AMEN BLOCKED HIS SHOT 馃槶馃槶
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got in bed last night at what felt like 2am. i look up at my phone its 10:40pm. i鈥檓 old now
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
maeve ~
@miaaowingOct 23
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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Bleacher Report
@BleacherReportOct 24
HEAT FALL TO 0-2 AFTER LOSING TO PISTONS, 128-111 馃槼 Giannis: 36 PTS, 12 REB, 5 AST Bam: 4 PTS, 6 REB Klay: 6 PTS, 2-11 3PT
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this shit been frying me all day, they treating son like he invented light
Apple Hub
@theapplehubOct 23
First people to get the iPhone Duo from 5th Ave are out! 馃敟
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KB
@Xo_KelseyBOct 23
What a dick rider lol
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grown man with a sensitive stomach is crazy
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your portable charger gon be there when no one else is
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i need the best food ever made in the world right now, i鈥檓 starving
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her responding is a body
Akira
@Akir_a997Oct 22
Omg ??
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why he flex on me? lmao
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left my carmex home rushing out this morning, i smile too fast my bottom lip gon split down the middle
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馃搳 ASSUSTADOR! Ausar Thompson jogou 33 minutos na vit贸ria do Pistons vs Celtics ontem. Ele defendeu ONZE JOGADORES DIFERENTES na partida por pelo menos 1 posse. Sabem quantos pontos ele permitiu em matchups 1x1 contra ele? ZERO PONTOS. Sim, NINGU脡M pontuou vs Ausar ontem!
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