Not your Average, Stereotypical Tax Guy.

Schlaraffenland
Joined April 2016
RT'ing in light of recent events
Even the FBI is having supply chain problems.
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Athens originally provided security for the Delian League treasury on the neutral island of Delos. Until Athens moved the treasury to the Acropolis. Just saying.
Trump: “We signed an agreement about two weeks ago.” FACT: The United States, Denmark and Greenland signed the agreement on September 22, 2026 — more than a month ago. FACT: Your own signature confirms that: 🇬🇱 Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark. The United States recognizes the sovereignty and territorial integrity of the Kingdom of Denmark. The Greenlandic people have the right to self-determination under international law. The agreement concerns defence and security cooperation within NATO — not a transfer of sovereignty. FINAL FACT: The United States does NOT own Greenland. It never has, and signing a defence agreement did not change that. You signed it yourself, Donald. Perhaps you should read what you signed.
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This is where the 3-team trade rumor in the Hellebuyck deal started.
Saturday Headlines live from Winnipeg 📰 @FriedgeHNIC has the latest from around the league 👀
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Many very Big Canadian LOSERS are pretending that GREAT AMERICAN Connor Hellebuyck was somehow a "Bad" acquisition by the New Jersey Devils. Many of these Complete Lightweights, who know nothing about Hockey, and would be Beaten Like Total Dogs in a physical confrontation, are saying that Connor's contract is too bigly, when it is now, in FACT, a very cheap contract. The National Hockey League is a place where bozo Bowen Byram now makes 12.5 million thanks to Kyle "The Clown" Davidson, and goaltenders are very STRONG until their late 30s. All of the Canadian Losers downplaying the very BIG acquisition of an AMERICAN HERO, are simply angry that he doesn't want to play in their incredibly inferior Country. Truth hurts! Thank you for your attention to this MATTER! NHL PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP
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GREAT!!! NHL President DJT
Helle yeah, he's here!
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Imagine admitting on video, to the NEWS, that you're breaking the law. Amazing!
Benny Melendez, the owner of a small construction company in South Texas, says he’s been forced to install fencing at job sites to protect his workers from ICE. “It’s embarrassing for the land of the free, to have to do this,” Melendez told @camiloreports. Unable to find workers, Melendez, a 2024 Trump voter and 2020 Biden voter, says he plans to vote for Democrats in the midterm elections.
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Someone congratulated #NJDevils GM Sunny Mehta about the trade this morning. He responded “Don’t congratulate me. There’s nothing to congratulate me on. We need to win.”
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Phony Frank Seravalli, otherwise known as the Oldest 38 year old in the History of Space & Time, is perhaps one of the Biggest FAKE NEWS Clowns in the History of the NHL Media. Phony Frank has the appearance of a Grandfather at just 38, and is Sadly very Rotund with a very annoying, Squeaky voice, that many have compared to nails on a Chalkboard. A perfect Match for Sleazy Sportsnet up in Communist Canada. Very SAD! NHL President DJT
Frank Seravalli's Connor Hellebuyck trade stats 🔥📊 ZERO trade details broken 🔥 32/32 teams "in the mix" 🔥 ZERO updates during the trade 🔥 TWENTY "hearing things" 🔥 The Shams Charania of hockey, folks. 🐐
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Blast from the past. Stopped by for the crumb. You should too.
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Nuclear is the future.
Denmark spent decades building nearly 5,000 wind turbines Together, they produced 21.6 TWh in the last 12 months One nuclear plant in Sweden made 23.3 TWh Oh, and nuclear runs 24/7 — wind doesn’t There's one big reason Denmark has some of the most expensive electricity in the world transparency.entsoe.eu/gener… api.energidataservice.dk/dat… eia.gov/electricity/monthly/… iaea.org/publications/16059
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I bought a Team USA Hellebuyck jersey after the gold medal game. Never imagined he's be on the #njdevils
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The UK needs a real Constitution.
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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The OBBBA funded the account with $1,000 for children born w/in a certain window. This was known and published. Michael Dell's donation went to kids in the US who have a Trump acct and w/in certain zip codes. Do ppl read anymore?
Lawyer explains how the trump kids accounts really work. Spoiler: its a scam. Please just open an account for your children at a reputable bank. BTW, theres no beneficiary for the trump accounts. Your child dies, you lose every dime. Yes. The trump family found a way to take money from dead babies. Maga voted for this!
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This is probably the best news this fanbase has had in a while. If this deal happens, it solidifies one of our main weaknesses & also blocks Carolina from acquiring a legitimate 1A goaltender. A tandem of Hellebuyck & Allen will be one of the best in the league! #NJDevils
Sources: New Jersey and Winnipeg are working on a Connor Hellebuyck deal. We will see what develops.
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Great weather, another Sunny day in NJ.
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Has Ex-FBI traitor, Nikki Flores been arrested yet?
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Why would a guy who loves to fish agree to live in NJ, amirite Shawn?
Hellebuyck getting out of the “worst” Canadian market to go play in Newark, NJ is one of the funnier things I’ve ever seen tbh.
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This is gonna be fun to watch being litigated.
NYC Council quietly passes bill that forces owners to give nonprofits first dibs on buying their properties for 90 days trib.al/6gNEct0
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When this spending/waste is shut down its called a "Cut" in govt speak.
15 of 15 New York Social Adult Daycares audited yesterday showed no record of a single meal, activity, or hour of supervision — just attendance sheets. These daycares are receiving millions from our Medicaid system and providing NOTHING in return —this is FRAUD!
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"Sign in sheets already had things filled out for tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday—they're already pre-filling out sheets and billing for people who haven't shown up yet!" —@CMSGov Deputy Administrator Dan Brillman
🚨 Nearly 100 Social Adult Daycares in the Greater Flushing and Queens area received monitoring letters yesterday! If you're committing fraud in our healthcare system know the Trump Administration is looking for you, we will find you, and we will stop you. The rampant fraud ends now.
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