Former waitress. Former English Major. Former Nuclear Electrician with the US Navy. Can possibly still English. Presently living in New Zealand.

Wellington, New Zealand
Joined April 2011
Darn, TVNZ is playing the Chiefs game but I'm so confused because I'm in the New Zealand sporting market!
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Bloody daylight 'saving.' Down with this sort of thing!
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I'm watching the #aflgrandfinal with a bunch of children in the living room of a party and honestly it's a good time, we're all collectively losing our SHIT over the 6 7 halftime scores
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BTW if anyone has some good child psychology tips for getting them on my side because right now they're going for the red team just to spite me #afl
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I blame 3-yr-old Paige I'm not gonna lie
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Anyone checked to see if there's some random ring of power hanging around that needs to be destroyed?...like REALLY checked?...Uncle Bilbo holding onto any dodgy jewelry?....
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My partner thought the Concorde jet stopped flying in the 80s. I was able to tell him, 'Nah it was in The Parent Trap remake in the late 90s' What can I say 90s Disney kept us informed.
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I've got caaaarbs in my belly Rich carbs in my belly Many carbs in my belly So I better say goodnight
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I still don't understand why New Zealand doesn't have egg nog. @lewisrdcreamery seriously it is time.
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@WhittakersNZ an egg nog chocolate would be banging as well.
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W.O.U.S.'s? I don't believe they exist.
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Good god is tomorrow really another day? Are we sure?
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Don't worry everyone it wasn't Metlink's fault this time.
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It's a shame we don't see part 2 of those adorable job ads: - Tarzan wasn't even viewed with over 200 applicants - Santa was age discriminated out - Dorothy was passed over due to only having grocery store experience - Tooth fairy was discounted due to being unemployed
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Listened to the brilliant You're Dead to Me episode on Alexandre Dumas today which led me down a rabbit hole all the way to Whangārei and the incredible story of a guy who collected his books--all at the turn of the 1900s. This is how you hobby! cadytech.com/dumas/related/f…
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Seriously @metlinkwgtn, @TeamSnapper, I'm sick of getting this runaround. I paid $235 for a monthly pass. Last Friday you stranded me in Tawa. I am asking for a refund of the $5.23 it cost me to get to town for that 2 hours. That's it. It's literally the absolute least you can do
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Really awesome @metlinkwgtn when I'm already checking the alerts constantly while getting ready, only to find my service buried and canceled in a line out, not even in order.
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This covers band just called Nirvana 'an oldie but a goodie, man' and I think I'm actually ded.
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Listen, mad props to these squash players but @skysportnz DO NOT PRE-EMPT THE FIRST AFL GAME WITH SQUASH
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Just bite me. Increase after increase, I'm at $235 for a monthly pass--y'all really don't want people on public transport do you.
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