Professional Muffler Sniffer. Speaker builder for hire. Lithium enthusiast. Build cool shit and put it on the internet. Keep your dick in a vice.

Utah Basement
Joined November 2011
Dracula this is wrong
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IF YOU SAY BRUH GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Strike until your demands are met.
A chimpanzee who ran away from a Ukrainian zoo was talked into returning after zookeepers offered her a raincoat, a hug and a bike ride. wapo.st/3ew4A92
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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There were, in his opinion, drugs that diminished ego and drugs that engorged ego, which is to say, revelatory drugs and delusory drugs, and on a psychic level, at least, he favored awe over swagger.
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When I was little I thought "This little piggy went to market" meant they went shopping.
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Fully waterproof w/ Tesla batteries
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It was a meteor. A lady from Roy got this on her camera. A bluish fireball then a minute later was a boom. Watch left to right
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Why do all RV’s have tribal tattoos? #Winnebago #TheRock #JasonMomoa – at Missoula, MT
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Her: *Seductively ties a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue* Me: *Drenched in sweat and dry heaving, I pop a blood vessel in my eye as I attempt to peel a clove of garlic using only my ass*
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Despite all my rage I am still just a... fat man in a little coat – at San Francisco, CA
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Replying to @hobadog @NotRobG
Making memories!!!
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If yah don't know...now yah know sucka!
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tomato fence, some vines are taller than me- 6'3"
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When brain gets hacked! Science is fun 🤣🤣
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Been wanting to join artistic forces with my peeps, my hubby and sis, for a while now...I designed the stained glass pieces that my sis made, I drew a piece for in between the 2 glass pieces & had my hubby wood burn the outline, then I painted the details on the wood burn! ❤️ – at Peterborough, Ontario
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