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NotSamFanFuck

@NotSamFanFuck

The First Professional NotSamFan Twitter Personality. #NotSamsonites Big Fan of Sam Roberts, Mike Cannon, Jim Norton, and Daena Winston. @IrishGoodbyePod #IGP

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Joined November 2015
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Replying to @ArmybratWP @ElMiguelLA @xsper1 @SDNotSamMark @notsam
That it does. Fortunately. I dont work today! Time to get #Zooted
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#NewProfilePic
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Replying to @ChippaAngry @MJ3484164725 @notmchipperson
Yours truly was once a Pepsi man. I drove many miles and delivered many Pepsi colas across this fine land!
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Replying to @MJ3484164725 @ChippaAngry @notmchipperson
@MJ3484164725 @ChippaAngry @notmchipperson
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I just rolled up to the gas pump while 'Fuel' by @Metallica. Weird
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Replying to @SDNotSamMark
@SDNotSamMark
Replying to @NakedMilitia
@NM_SLiCE @NakedMilitia
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Oh boy. The realization that I have been cheating on the #NotSamSonites with the much younger, sexier, #NakedMilitia™ got me like👇🤝
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What do you do when your friends accuse you of "switching sides?" You make their accusations fact. #NewProfilePic #NakedMilitia
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Replying to @NotSamFanFuck @xsper1
Maybe he is right.
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Replying to @xsper1
Does this look like I'm giving up my #NotSamsonite status? If you ask Mark, I should get rid of it.
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That's unfortunate. @JimNorton @notsam @xsper1 @SDNotSamMark @dan8381 @theteacherchris #JimAndSam
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Replying to @NotSamFanFuck @dashgauge @theteacherchris @erockradio
Time to make the donuts – at Effingham, IL
Replying to @dashgauge @theteacherchris @erockradio
Well..........I hate to break it to you but.......I still look amazing in my JNCOs from 97' – at Illinois, USA
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Replying to @itseriknagel @erockradio
@erockradio – at Illinois, USA
Taking sweet care of #NotSamFanJeep @iamadrianMT. Stop by anytime brother. Door's always open to an 'OG NotSamsonite' @notsam. Let me know when you're ready to take "Baby Edgar" on his first @jeep Run. Illinois is the goddamn paterfamilias of Jeep Runs. It's really all we've got
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Replying to @xsper1
You may not be able to tell because I am so fucking impressive on Twitter, but I am very insecure. Most likely due to comments made about my appearance by the school counselor in 8th grade. Did I mention that she did it in front of the entire 8th grade. – at Illinois, USA
Replying to @roxystriar
@roxystriar – at Effingham, IL
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