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Competitive 🖱️🥷🏾. PLAY HARD, PRAY HARDER. Parody account with views not reflecting my employer.

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celtics advocate (@celticfiend) profile picture
celtics advocate@celticfiend23h
Shameless. C’s bench scored 27 points on 37%. Windy an MVP voter btw. #noticing
Big Day (@BigDayESPN) profile pictureBig Day
@BigDayESPNOct 28
“While [Jayson] Tatum was the hero last night, their depth did carry the day.” @WindhorstESPN gives insight on where the Celtics stand after their OT win against the Nets 🏀
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@SIMZ43214h
YEAH NO...I've never been so disrespected by boss like this before, not even Sekrio bosses did me this filthy, He beat my ass so bad and still decided to kick me out the frame....this boss can kiss my Ass😭😭😭
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tee
@fienixtaranovaOct 28
This is how you raise kids
Kentrell (@AkadeBemsen) profile pictureKentrell
@AkadeBemsenOct 27
My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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Matt ☘️ (@karskiMD) profile picture
Matt ☘️@karskiMDOct 28
You understand it now Lamb Chop? @FCHWPO
jb (@lockedupjb) profile picturejb
@lockedupjbOct 28
Jayson Tatum since his career was deemed over by twitter 😂😂
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Wemby don’t get a ring this year he sorry as fuck lol
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReportOct 27
🚨 BREAKING: Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his knee and will miss "up to two months," per @ShamsCharania
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The fact that it took this long to ship this is insane.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 27
JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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Green Machine (@greenmachine18_) profile picture
Green Machine
@greenmachine18_Oct 26
People used to praise and value closeout game performances the highest When Tatum puts up 31-11-8 to close out the NBA Finals it’s seen as stat padding. Seen it all now
NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentralOct 26
Baron Davis says Jayson Tatum tried to stat-pad his way to Finals MVP and that Jaylen Brown winning the award crushed him “I saw it in the Finals when Brown was gonna get it. Jayson Tatum kept firing at the end of the last game. Everybody who’s played this game, and they mama, knows the series was wrapped up. They knew Jayson Tatum was trying to get that Finals MVP, man. That sh*t went to Jaylen Brown. That hurt that kid, man. That crushed him.” (Via @GilsArenaShow )
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Big Gangladesh@BIGGangladeshOct 27
This bulshit by landslide , this one of those “the hell is Denzel doing in this film”
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IG: Lotsofdinero (@LotsofDinero) profile pictureIG: Lotsofdinero
@LotsofDineroOct 26
What the worst Denzel Washington movie to y’all ?? We having a debate at work lol..
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Buddy be spitting facts 😭😭😭
keeno (@ayekeeno) profile picturekeeno
@ayekeenoOct 27
Blueface had to educate Neveah after she said she wouldn’t date someone with a 9-to-5 because they’re all broke 😳 “You need to take the h*e out of you and see life different. Some 9-to-5s make really good money. You were my BM for 2 months, now you think your better than someone with a job?”
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lil wayne verses just be sitting in the deep recesses of ur mind ready to be activated, haven’t heard this since 2007 prolly and immediately came back to me lmaoo
LEEK (@iamleek) profile pictureLEEK
@iamleekOct 25
Ja Rule's "Uh-Ohhh!" featuring Lil Wayne is the most slept-on comeback single of 2007. it was the lead single from "The Mirror" and only peaked at no. 69 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop chart.
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James Wolff (@TolleEnthusiast) profile picture
James Wolff
@TolleEnthusiastOct 26
Philly gave up two VERY valuable 1sts for Jaylen Brown. Next summer he’s eligible for a 3-year, ~$220M extension (~$74M AAV). You know he’ll want every penny. Pay him and you can't keep everyone together. This is going to blow up in their faces very fast
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Jeremy (@jeremyct) profile picture
Jeremy
@jeremyctOct 26
Y’all DO realize a stock market crash can wipe out 40% of your 401(k) right before retirement, right?!
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coopz (@Coopz___) profile picture
coopz
@Coopz___Oct 27
Bam Adebayo scoring 83 points might genuinely be one of the most damaging things to ever happen to the historical integrity of the NBA. Maybe the fakest individual performance in the century longs history of sports???
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Shai. You gone have to show these people you the greatest ever man
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaOct 26
BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.
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Umami the Dreadful@YioneUmamiOct 26
She played yall goofy asses
Bronwynn Rose (@Bongwynnnrose) profile pictureBronwynn Rose@BongwynnnroseOct 26
Went to Olive Garden with a friend today to fight the hangover and the waitress was great. So I wanted to give her a $20 tip on our $80 bill. So I gave her the $100 bill and she was SO happy and thankful for her $100 tip so we just paid the $80 bill also, lmfao. 😭
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Raven (@Rah_ven) profile picture
Raven
@Rah_venOct 26
Plies is a rapper. Donald Trump is the president of the United States. Not the same.
Paris The Icon (@_ParadiseParis1) profile pictureParis The Icon
@_ParadiseParis1Oct 26
Nigga got a song called “Ms. Pretty Pussy” and “Please Excuse My Hands” but wanna talk about somebody looking at ass. He just as bad as Trump.
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II@SmithTheIIndOct 25
I still haven’t seen this. I’m ashamed of myself.
The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle) profile pictureThe Hollywood Handle
@HollywoodHandleOct 25
‘THE ODYSSEY’ will end its theatrical run by earning $1.8B globally. The highest grossing R rated film of all time.
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I spat my fucking drink out while doomscrolling
consent (@7hoe) profile pictureconsent
@7hoeOct 25
no way I am this ass
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Foopah Destroyer (@FoophaD) profile picture
Foopah Destroyer@FoophaDOct 25
If you've got a 2080ti and 5800x3d your PC is far better than a ps5
Rev. Emeke. 🪐 (@ichieEmy) profile pictureRev. Emeke. 🪐
@ichieEmyOct 25
“PC is better than PS5.” Okayyy, but the real question is: is your PC better than a PS5?
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Cøøgi
@TheDonCoogiOct 24
This shit sucked in 2007 and it sucks in 2026. Lmao
LEEK (@iamleek) profile pictureLEEK
@iamleekOct 23
"body" was ja rule's 2007 comeback attempt and it never got the airplay it deserved. irv gotti and 7 aurelius produced it, ashley joi featured, and the album it was for got pushed back then canceled.
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