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𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵, 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭, 𝓾𝓷𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭 - 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓪𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮.

𝕷𝖊𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗
Joined August 2011
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Absolutely class, lads. Well done 👏🏼
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I hope to god this is AI because otherwise each and every fker involved deserves the most painfully slow and brutal end to their spastique little lives. Who tf wouldn't pull the emergency stop. I'd happily pay the fking fine, if they were shit enough to hand it out. Wtaf.
A compassionate animal lover finally stepped in to help a cat whose tail had gotten caught in the metro doors.
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Imagine adding you have ADHD on your LinkedIn bio 😂 Bruh.
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Rightfully the title of first female-led band headlining should've gone to Evanescence. Fk LP and Emily. Had to be the worst set from a band I once loved.
Incredibly excited to be headlining @DownloadFest in the UK next year!! This festival is one of our absolute favorites and we are SO READY FOR THIS! 🤘 downloadfestival.co.uk
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100+ ARTISTS ANNOUNCED FOR #DLXXIV 🔥 For the first time EVER @blink182 will headline Download, alongside the monstrous @bmthofficial and heavy music trailblazers @evanescence 🤘
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Took my septum piercing out... ball slipped and off it goes. 😩🫠
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Imagine thinking getting hit with a lamp as an adult is worse than n0ncing children. Childhood abuse alters your entire brain chemistry.
Replying to @NotThatShaz
No he’s not, he’s not beat someone with a lamp
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Only the guilty hide...
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It was. It was gross.
Why did no one call it “grooming” when a thirty year old Cheryl Cole rutted a teenage Liam Payne?
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They're both garbage humans but David is the worst of the two.
Why does suicidal Caroline Flack get sympathy but suicidal and sectioned David Walliams get none?
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This app's gone to shit.
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To go football tonight or nah?
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I beg someone tell me what you do with your arms because I'm so awkward 😂 Also look! Stanley Tucci 🤌🏼
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I regret those breads and pizzas now lol. Face is so puffed. Fml.
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A fit Italian followed me on Insta 😩 couldn't have found me two days ago? 🤌🏼
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Castore aren't bad? 🫠
🚨🤮 Reminder: Leicester City have allegedly signed a short term deal with Castore to produce our kits
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What a disaster today's been 😂 arrived at the airport with 15 mins to gate closing. I made it. Ordered an expensive sandwich on board and took my neighbour's seatbelt by accident. 😂🫠 Thank you, Italia. It's been a pleasure. Alla prossima. 🤌🏼✨️ I hate you all etc etc x
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If you’re letting off fireworks at the moment, I hope you die. Cunts.
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More pizza...
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"The Italian way to end dinner"
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