Funny Introvert

It’s nut in her November

That blue nipple gatorade while I’m hungover feels like I’m being breastfed by a glacier

If alcohol is so bad how come I stop shaking every time I have it?

Forcing Stuart Little to snort ❄️ until he has a heart attack

If you’re ever stuck waiting for a table at a restaurant just put your phone to your ear and say “get here right away. You won’t believe this but he’s here with another women!” and watch the tables free up.

No woman who really wants you is ghosting you for 12 hours.

She's a 10 but also an alcoholic so Idk whether to get her flowers or a bottle

when i say “i got that dog in me” this is the dog in question

What slur do we use for Dalmatians?

I Can’t Sleep In One Position .. I Be Rotating Like A Rotisserie Chicken 😂😂

Recast Terry Crews to play Bruce Banner and Michael Cera to play Hulk. No CGI just use green body paint for Cera.

Reverse cow girl so she doesn’t see me do a bong

It’s always someone in a toxic relationship that tries to convince other people that a partner who doesn’t yell or abuse you means they don’t love you. Normalize just talking about things and understanding each other without a fight.

Parmesan is just MSG for Italians

Guess who just woke up to 12 drunk texts from their ex? My ex

The NHL 27 cover has been revealed