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I require one of three simple things to interact with me on Twitter:
1) Be funny
2) Be interesting
3) Be intelligent
My focus has narrowed and starting today, if you don’t or can’t provide one of these three things, you’re going to be blocked.
Who the hell is letting their wife go to the pool?
Replying to @NauvooSpice
So do any of these men allow their wife’s to wear swimsuits? Or are they wearing burkas to the pool?
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The kid who scored the game winning touchdown for UCF in double OT, is in fact, a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Jeremiah 7:24
But they hearkened not, nor inclined their ear, but walked in the counsels and in the imagination of their evil heart, and went backward, and not forward.
#ChurchofJesusChrist
#ComeFollowMe
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The Book of Mormon is a great witness that the Lord loves all people and reaches out to all, everywhere.
The Book of Mormon adds to our knowledge of how our Savior’s earthly ministry reached out to all of His scattered flock.
Book of Mormon teachings contradict the erroneous assertion that the grace of God saves only a chosen few.
The Book of Mormon teaches that our Savior "inviteth ... all to come unto him" (2 Nephi 26:33). His grace is for all.
Similarly, the Book of Mormon tells us that the children of God in “every nation” have His promise that He “manifesteth himself unto all those who believe in him, by the power of the Holy Ghost” (2 Nephi 26:13).
These promises from the Book of Mormon are true.
I call upon all to act on these truths and to share them with others, that we may all draw closer to Jesus Christ, our Savior.
That Moses, he was an evil guy.
I was embarrassed for the Church History Matters folks tripping over themselves to dunk on Porter Rockwell.
What’s @adam_ebberts say about being critical of those in our past who built the society we now enjoy (and from where we comfortably throw stones)?
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As we advocate for the world's faith and ethical traditions to contribute to AI’s moral compass, I believe no values are more fundamental or important than faith and family.
Life’s way too short to drive boring cars, and honestly it has nothing to do with money.
I can name a car at every single price point that will make you smile every time you get behind the wheel.
Drive something with a soul.
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The simple act of planting a tree can carry spiritual significance.
Today in Kenya, Valérie and I had the wonderful opportunity to plant a tree at the Nairobi Arboretum, to celebrate the fourth anniversary of a remarkable initiative to plant billions of trees across Kenya.
This effort will help mitigate the effects of persistent drought, while providing nutritious food for local communities and strengthening self-reliance.
As part of this initiative, over the past few years, the Church has supported the distribution of nearly 600,000 fruit tree seedlings, including mango, avocado, and citrus trees.
As Latter-day Saints, our understanding of God’s plan helps us see the natural world not merely as a collection of resources to be used, but as a precious gift from God—one that deserves our gratitude, reverence, and care.
As children of God, we are not incidental to the Creation; we are central to its purpose. Caring for the Earth and caring for God’s children are inseparable responsibilities. We cannot truly care for one without caring for the other.
As we strive to be faithful stewards of God’s creations, we honor the Creator Himself and affirm the divine worth of each of His children.
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When has a friend, teacher, family member, or another person in your life been an example of a light on the hill to you?
The Savior has invited us to “Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven” (Matthew 5:16).
I love meeting disciples of Jesus Christ around the world. You reflect the Savior’s light in your countenance and inspire more people than you may ever know.
I look forward to being with our exceptional disciples of Christ across the globe at the Worldwide Devotional for Young Adults on November 1 and discussing how we can center our thoughts on Jesus Christ and His hopeful, ever-shining light.
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All that we do in the temple is tied directly to the Lord Jesus Christ. Here we can become more holy, more like the Savior.
As a new Apostle of the Lord in 2017, I was grateful to visit this wonderful country. Sister Rasband and I were overjoyed to return this weekend as I fulfilled an assignment from the First Presidency to dedicate the Managua Nicaragua Temple.
Attending the temple is a deeply personal experience. One by one we present ourselves at the entrance and are invited into the Lord’s house.
One by one we receive ordinances and make covenants. One by one we may feel lifted, reminded, and renewed in our spiritual journey, receiving greater hope, and strength from the Atonement of Jesus Christ.
Go often to the temple, let its light bless your whole life.
As an Apostle of Jesus Christ called to testify of Him and His name in all the world, I bear my solemn witness that He lives, and is directing the work of the ongoing Restoration.
Stay close to Him, and show your love by spending time in His hallowed house.
Me on the video call today, when my Indian client instructed me to tell the buyer’s broker he could “take offer and shove it up his ahh noose”
When nerds lead.
To my Notre Dame friends and fans—thank you for putting up with all the insufferable BYU fans today (me included). Please take it as the greatest sign of respect how much this win meant to all of us. You are the big brother and the gold standard. Visiting South Bend last year was a dream come true—a true football cathedral. Football fans everywhere aspire to earn the arrogance that you have earned (and I mean that with admiration and respect). You have an incredible coach and team, so please win out. We will be cheering for you the rest of the way.
Oh, and sorry about not getting one last play. I would have enjoyed watching Carr sail another pass over his receiver…(am I doing it right?😂)
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My conviction is simple: the world is better when faith reminds us that we are all children of God and, therefore, brothers and sisters to one another.
It was my privilege to deliver these remarks as the closing keynote at the Forum On Faith this year at New York University. I titled my message “A World of Faith” to align with the evening’s theme, “From Dialogue to Repair: What Faith Can Do for a Fractured World.”
As the waters of the Solimões and Negro Rivers flow together to form the mighty Amazon, so our distinct gifts, joined in faith and charity, can carry hope far beyond our individual reach.
Together, as children of God, we can become a force for good in the world and help build a future marked by belonging, service, and hope.
Wishing this would be added to the new hymns.
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I’m also in for a couple hundred bucks as long as you blur out the sword fighting competition in your reporting.
Hey @TheCougChron do you guys have undercover reporters? I'll donate to cover some of the cost (just bring your own food/snacks)
Men are complex in dating and simple in marriage.
Women are simple in dating and complex in marriage.
I don’t know what they’re going to use, but if we’re going for views and clicks, a 50 BMG would be the funniest.




































