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Onyi🤎

@NotYourGuru_

i write what you need to hear || talking like i have a podcast🎙️|| book lover📚

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Joined February 2024
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always grateful that this app doesn't consume data like tiktok because...
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@realwolog5h
nothing humbles you like confidently entering a room and forgetting why you came in.
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Alpha Dan🐺
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Many Nigerians do this: “You have 500mb left” ignores “You have 200mb left” ignores “You have 50mb left” ignores “You have used up your data bundle” Act surprised, toggle airplane mode and run to Opay
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As a man, how would you react if you caught your girlfriend, or a girl you’re about to start dating, making out with another girl? Would you consider it cheating or let it slide?
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at your big age, why do you still brush your teeth once a day??
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@NotYourGuru_10h
as a clean girly, normalize carrying wipes, lipgloss and perfume in your bag
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@finegirlveeee2h
Uhm does repeatedly turning down your partner's sexual advances amount to neglecting their needs?
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@_iamhabeeb3h
I love friendships that inspire me to be kinder, smarter and healthier. I love when people have a positive impact on me.
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@HIMunfiltered_9h
Her: Thank you for always being there, I have worked things out with my boyfriend. Guys, I never dey alright since yesterday 😞💔
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@HIMunfiltered_7h
Brokeshaming me for not getting something you weren't able to get for yourself is crazy sha.
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why everybody wanna make plans when i'm finally comfortable in my bed
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Replying to @dammiedammie35
@dammiedammie35 what have i done to deserve this?❤️ you have to see the way i screamed jesus when i saw this notification. w oyindamola in the fuccing chat jor🤘🚀
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motion.
@hashtagtw03h
Rejecting a 5-year course is useless cuz you'll have to wait one extra year to apply.
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@mhgwtfa11h
Regardless of age, I'll still greet you first.. it's not a big deal
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@mobiiszn20h
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Baby🌚 (@Beebee_kimm) profile pictureBaby🌚@Beebee_kimmNov 9
Mirrorselfieholic. 😝
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@ambuikem4h
The BIG 3 cities in Nigeria Lagos, Abuja and ?????
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@gokehq3h
Overall best graduating student in my department Overall best graduating student in my faculty Fully funded scholarship to further my education abroad 5-year internship at Shell I didn’t achieve any of these, but God did. Adegoke David Adewale B.Sc. Geology (Second Class Honours) University of Ibadan.
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@_iamhabeeb6h
that feeling of “i want my mom” has no age limit fr
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98% of the time, you already know when a talking stage is going nowhere
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You have the opportunity to hug or kiss me, which would you go for?
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@Dharmilolarr5h
“If I slap u you will land in Uk” Please who fit slap me wey i go land for there?😭
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