Not CJ Hamilton

I bet governor Kelly listens to Florida Georgia line

All of these mask feuds but here's a few things we can all agree on Jeff Dunham isn't as appealing right now Breathmint sales are down Tobacca chewers are getting creative Bank employees are confused Eye profiles on Tinder are crucial Grass or turf, we still own Rossville/StMarys

Sr night, emotions are high Kinda sad, can't even lie Travis is mad & wantin to fight Supporting boobies though; PINKOUT tonight! Patty lookin sexy wearin Eagles fanfare Me I'm freeballin not a stitch of underwear Moms are sad please don't pout Oskie in town, just another rout

Osage City myth; it's the pork mecca of Kansas......FALSE Hogs :: Osage<SL offensive line So we're rolling in with a heightened #HogMentality and heard the boys in the trenches are gonna dress the part @Dalton_Risner66 @DustinSwain00 @cpruyser22 @jacobwegner29 @CaigeCromer

Start voting NOW for next years HC parade Grand Marshal - Mr. Meier Just imagine: "The float design wed wibbon winnew is the class of twenty twenty-thwee, the Fweshman" "Save thwowing the Snikews fow Wailwoad Stweet!" "Mmm - Cwispity, cwunchity, peanut puttewy buttewfingews!"

Back in 1995, Courtney Johnson was filling his plate at a pre-substate team dinner. Was funny at the time but the whole team ended up getting pink eye and we lost in the title game That's when I started preaching the acronym #NFQ Never Fart (near) Queso

FRIDAY COFFEE SHOP TALK Vick: CJ, listen. Our district is 0-15. They must be softer than my pecker after Kay & I's anniversary Me: I might ask @Coach_Horton to bring the JH squad out to get the W Vick: Hell CJ, there will be more balls dropped on the field than in their pants

What a week it's been since beating them dawgs! So fun I decided to break out the social media again Fun Fact Friday: this is the same method Travis used to create my grandson.....good thing Cromer was wearing protection Time to feast on some Falcons #PracticeSafeTargeting

(At Faraz's talking with Coach Workman) Workman: "no coffee for me this morning, just milk" Not CJ: Bones getting weak? Workman: "Nah, new routine is no more pre-game dumps. Only bombs being dropped on gameday for @silverlakesb is from the #bombsquad" Good luck tonight girls

Back in my day, dad caught me smoking a cigarette when i was 10 and he made me finish the whole pack & got me sicker than a dog. If these dumbass kid's nowadays are caught eating Tide Pod's, the parents should be making them chase it with a shot of Pine-Sol

This kid flat HAD IT Skrugs, Ocho, that M'Fer from Lake....whatever he was called, he was competing Congrats on the HOF nod(s)! #97Champs

New record for Wabaunsee.......27 hours until Trevor's Junior High squad kicks off in Alma and no word of forfeiture yet #ChargerPride

Pre-Soda Scrimmage observations Baird-Playmaker Josh Boyd-MEAN Dallman-BIG Jones-fast Lindstrom-still best mullet in state #Time2BringItBack

Other @SLEagleBaseball winners: Coach @tseele03 hon mention coach mustache Joey Clark all-state man-child Jake Lindstrom hon mention mullet

NotCJ: Hope the Dawgs pull it out. Rooting for friendly rivals 5 miles away Spiteful NotCJ in Garth Brooks tune: ♫ And the Thunder Rolls ♫