anytime I see a left blinker at bates/gravois

not a speculative buyer. just a fan.

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i try to avoid tweeting anything political, but the ⁦@StLouisBlues⁩ flip from blue to red is hideous. and i fucking love it.

just had the unique experience of slipping on a smushed squirrel while wearing flip flops 3/10

fuckin bachelorette callin it before Nevada

sad throwback to when we won the cup

listened to an hour long podcast explaining exactly why there was a toilet paper story and my biggest takeaway was that he had to call it michael scott paper co because @scottproducts exists

sometimes I cook on hi sometimes I cook on lo these are the days of the variable stove

wow just found out billy bob thorton is still alive

my parents took us to telluride to see john play when i was in my early teens. mom was so excited to find that he was staying in the same hotel. she slid a cd under his door with a note on it for him to sign. he slid it back under the door that night.

good news, everyone. the blues are going to remain stanley cup champions indefinitely.

i heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

me irl

gonna start calling the snooze button a snorebell.

cool that disney is offering the “skip intro” button out the gate. not necessary for the x-men animated series, though.

this is unquestionably, undoubtedly the greatest interest i've had in a "gospel" album

plz enjoy my sunday meme