Bills through the roof and you can’t afford to heat your home but this is what you see the government is actively working on… fuck me 🤣🤣🤣
🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026)
From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026.
Banned content includes:
• Strangulation or suffocation
• Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios)
• Adults role-playing as children under 16
Penalties:
• Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content
• Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material
• Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
Tipping mandatory? Oh dear 🤣
Replying to @texturedprotein
follow-up step: Stop Paying After Every Drink!
this is a majorly time-wasting nuisance. open a tab, pay when you’re done for the night. you are slowing your bartender down drastically for no reason if it’s already busy. especially if you aren’t tipping well lmao???
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A statement on yesterday…..
Everything I said in that interview was true. However, rest assured I’m doing my best to turn things round.
I have been in a mental health clinic for the last 10 weeks, finally discharging so I could attempt to play in Belfast
I owed that to my family, in particular my daughter to see me play for what could be the last time….. I also owed it to the fans who have supported me throughout my 21 years on tour
I also owed that to World Snooker who have been amazing from day on in all this, in particular Simon Brownell and Neil Tomkins who have remained in touch regularly, even Simon paying me a visit in the clinic itself
I’m not ok, but I’m ok in that itself. I’ve been much worse in the last few months than you saw yesterday. I literally didn’t see a future in anything…..
My daughter kept me going, the therapists, staff and all the other patients were amazing and helped me through some really dark days
I see the light now that I couldn’t see before but I do now. I also know it won’t happen overnight. I’m a work in progress!!! My fight and determination on the table has always been there for ones to see. I need to show those same fighting qualities off it now for a while
Please don’t detract anything from Jordan yesterday, he’s been aware of my struggles and that can’t have been easy to play in but he handled it with grace and skill as I knew he would. Im proud to call him a friend
I hope the rest of the event is a success and I will continue my treatments going forward and then see what’s ahead
Thank you to every single message I have received on here, instagram, Facebook, text messages and WhatsApp’s, I’ve seen them all but a bit overwhelmed to reply right now. Just know that they have helped me a lot but I’m not going anywhere just yet!!!! I have so much to live for and this is only the beginning of my new journey
Also, I was not made to do any interviews, I was simply given a choice and felt I owed it to everyone to speak. The media team at WST have been incredible through all this too
Thank you all x
Long may it continue for this dirty rapist scum 👍🏽🤣
🚨 Mason Greenwood on being loudly booed by Aston Villa fans on his return to England:
🗣️ Mason Greenwood: “I knew what was waiting for me. I heard it from the first minute. Every time I touched the ball, the noise changed. When I lost it, they celebrated. When I got it, they wanted me to know they hadn’t forgotten.
“I’ve lived with this for years now. Different countries, different kits, different people. Some nights it feels quieter. Some nights it comes back all at once. Tonight it came back loud.
“They were singing the score when it went 3-0. I just kept my head down and tried to play. I’ve beaten this team twice before. Different competitions, different moments. They remember those as well. That’s why the noise was so strong tonight. They know what I’ve done to them.
“When I was substituted, it got even louder. Walking off while they’re singing at you… you just learn how to keep walking. You can’t answer the crowd. The only answer is what you do on the pitch the next time you face them.
“People will say different things about me. Some will say I deserved every bit of it. Some will say enough time has passed. I’m not here to convince either side. I just want to play football. That’s what I’ve always wanted.
“Fenerbahçe lost 6-0. That’s the result tonight. The noise is something else. I’ve heard it before and I’ll hear it again. And when we play them next, I’ll still be looking for the same thing I’ve always looked for against them.”
NSJSauce retweeted
Jeremy Doku to Manchester City, here we go! Verbal agreement in place after new bid revealed here this morning — worth €60m package 🚨🔵 #MCFC
Medical tests being scheduled later this week, personal terms agreed on long term deal.
Exclusive story revealed August 1, confirmed.
Probably if they’re found not guilty? Is everyone expecting to carry on the same patter if they’re innocent? Would just be utter nonsense if so 🤣🤣🤣
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That’s it. No code. No deposit. No bullshit.
&
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MY CRASIEST ONE
The whole idea is fucking simple.
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Except Gamdom doesn’t have to hire 10 people.
It’s 1 STEVE.
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Then instead of wasting money everywhere else, PUT IT BACK INTO THE PLAYERS.
And the people who believed from the beginning???
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People wanna talk about FOMO???
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Someone’s done his bollocks doubling down and the Mrs has found out I think 🤣 unlucky fella
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