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22. Alpha. Certified Doer.

The Lou
Joined October 2012
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He’s an MMA fighter. He’s gonna be in his car afterwards saying your staff’s fighting skills are 2.3/10.
I fuck with Keith Lee but if I owned a restaurant and he caused the internet to destroy my business based off one bad review me and the staff gonna have to jump him lmao
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You want to buy your photographer/videographer/designer a perfect gift? Storage. Buy them over 2TB of storage. It’s the most romantic thing you can do.
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Called him a “bitch ass nigga” omfg Lmaooooooo
Man, Keenan killed that dude. 😳😳
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Look at them making stuff up already there was NEVER a black man holding a folding chair
Montgomery Police Chief Darryl Albert lists the names of the white suspects and charges in the riverboat brawl, and asks that the Black male who was wielding the folding chair “contact the Montgomery Police Department for further interviews and as part of this investigation.”
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Keke Palmer & Druski
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I swear you can always tell when somebody tryna romantically talk to your person/partner even if they “friends”, that shit always clear as day 😭
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Oh she was HUNGRY 😭.
“BAd bITcHes AInT fOr YoU ThEn lMaO”
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Gah damn, the working class is always catching strays 🤨
Cheap niggas send a boarding pass Rich niggas send the tail number 🛫
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i remember i wrote my brother a letter while he was in jail with black ink and i pored my heart out yall. he wrote me back saying he couldn’t get my mail bc i used pen or whatever and that was the moment that radicalized me i stg 😭😭🤣 i was 8 and it’s been fuck the feds since
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Blocking is for the weak, I want you to look at my shit and be mad
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crying at the Saudi version of The Office’s fire drill scene 😭😭
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what was she even trying to do
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That nigga wit the glasses tweaking bruh
GP2 is sitting next to Bob Myers and Mike Dunleavy Jr. 👀
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Y’all my Nepfew is so messy tell me why he found a sticky note in my bf work jeans wit a number on it and said “ here auntie” 😂😂😂 why I called it it’s a fax number 😂😂😂😂😂😂 jr don’t start nan in my house between me & my man
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Granny almost gave him a sleigh ride to the King 🤣
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Replying to @layxsnv
So he got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson and a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson and a stud girlfriend look like Michael Jackson lol
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The caption was “I’ve been telling them for weeks that if they don’t behave the grinch will come” LMAOOO
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her bf real af
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What has simultaneously gotten worse and more expensive?
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Whenever y’all say “it’s getting scary out here” in regards to trans ppl I just assume that you found said person attractive & don’t know what to do with those feelings so instead of acknowledging them you make it everybody else’s problem.
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