new song! ostp.bandcamp.com/track/poli…

There's a whole genre of dude who has a telecaster and terrible ideas

watching loch stream man what a throwback

A cat bit my brother so hard he's getting plastic surgery on his hand

eating hash browns until my foot goes numb

I thought Linus Tech Tips was a butch lesbian for years

had a reunion with the reddit weed

I can't listen to Brian Taylor's voice anymore. When does cricket season start?

anyone who calls an out-of-body experience an "outer body experience" definitely ain't smart enough to know if they've had one

I am a cowboy and as such I will only eat cowboy food

Farting like a tyrant today

I usually try to be nice to animals but a mouse came out from under the piano and I kicked it in the head with my big Adidas shoe

Watching the live stream having a heart attack @VicStateCricket

The Bible is all made up anyway

Jesus was Aboriginal

Me in the universe where spider man is real: I think it's weird how there's spider man

might start dressing like captain haddock from tin tin

Inventing something called "goong goong money" so that I can be hailed as a genius by dudes who are terrified of public transport

Get fucked 😬 @UberEats