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Joined July 2025
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The impending power grid failure invigorates the deep burning for nude night walkies and my love for ball peen hammers - the names I’ve collected can finally be scratched off with a holy righteousness.
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It's worth noting that actually beautiful women don't do this, you'll never face an easier rejection than from someone who could be a supermodel. All this vindictive behavior comes from a place of deep insecurity. So shoot your shot with confidence at the 10/10s, kings.
Imagine a piece of technology that allows you to know exactly what an outdoor cat is doing, with full documentation of their geograpy and last actions + last cats that they have encountered. A global cat network.
Although there are no flowers
And no victory parade
Prancing through the cities
In a fancy motorcade
In God's eyes you're a hero
And I know the time will come
When the good things will get back to you
And troopie boy you won
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One of my favorite little details of early GWOT is a lack of headsets. Tons of pictures have RTOs jam the handset into their helmet strap like that first image.
The last Marine Corps “fix bayonets” order was given in Fallujah Iraq, in 2004.
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US Marines received a "fix bayonets" order during operations in Now Zad, Afghanistan in June 2008.
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That's the taxoplasmosis.
The secret to happiness? Cats! Owners who spend more time close to their felines have more positive moods, study finds trib.al/0yNRWc2
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Reminds me of a friend of mine who joined the Army to avoid being a stereotypical Mexican laborer. 6yrs in, finds himself with us filling sandbags in the dark in the middle of nowhere. We were howling with laughter
We have countless brilliant simian (humans included), cetacean, feline and canine minds that are woefully underutilized. It's time for the multi-species civilization.
