@OafMode

go burbs

 The Greater Philadelphia Area
Joined June 2011
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The moment Cee Dee Lamb catches a ball for a first down tonight
Complex
@Complex14h
Parents reportedly called the police on a 3 year old soccer player named Nevada for being too good at the game His family claims he was dominating against 5 year olds so badly that complaints led to him being removed from the league [via/ IG nevadaney10]
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Why is Who’s On First funny? Funny how? What the fuck is so funny about Who’s On First. Tell me. What…the guys….they’re having trouble understanding each other, I don’t know
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My liver wrote this
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A podcast featuring the ugliest people you’ve ever seen, none of whom have anything to say, and it generates $14,000,000 a month in ad revenue.
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Nathan: …and the dad says “The Aristocrats” Elizabeth: ah ok Nathan: Now do you understand why calling themselves The Aristocrats is funny? Elizabeth: Nathan: Elizabeth: Well they would probably make a lot of money doing all those things Nathan: ok
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Of all the sports injuries I think my least favorite kind is “gruesome”
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I’ll tell you who I’d like to see a Thunder employee run out and throw a Gatorade towel over it’s that Jared Kushner
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Saw You Can See Everything with a lot of old people. More than halfway through when Billy is talking a lady asked “is that her husband”
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“Amanda Seyfried” could replace “Mekhi Phifer” in Lose Yourself by Eminem and it would make sense and also rhyme. That’s my only takeaway.
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They occur naturally in Fairmount Park. They grow from the soil after heavy rains like a mushroom.
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Cheesecake HUSSEIN Factory
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Napoleon’s bein a dirt. Wooders are now battlefields.
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Replying to @tkanthh @PalmerLuckey
Fuck off
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He explains Who’s On First to her in the exact same tone and cadence I explained Nathan For You to my wife and her response was “he’s dumb, his ideas are so bad”
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Does he bang Amanda Seyfried or what
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American Coke in the plastic bottle is better than Mexican Coke in the glass bottle
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They took it off HBO Max
MobstersDaily
@MobstersDailyOct 23
The Many Saints of Newark gets worse the more you understand The Sopranos.
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Me: When I got a TV and VCR in my bedroom when I was a kid I set the VCR to tape The Ben Stiller Show weekly on Channel 29 and if the VCR got unplugged I would have to manually reprogram it and then that show led to Mr. Show because Bob and David were in it and th- My wife:
Ben Stiller
@BenStillerOct 23
Replying to @OafMode
I get it
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FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 23
Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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delco de leche retweeted
Joe Rogan
@joerogan24 Jan 2009
Headed out to Fogo de Chao in Austin to feast on flesh with Alex Jones. Meat and conspiracy theories - it's what's for dinner.
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