true believer, fact smoker, revolutionary defeatist

Joined August 2020
We got married ❤️
happy five years to my HUSBAND! Tied the knot today
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Anyone else listen to Fox Academy in high school
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this is remembered like a blooper, a genius in a moment of incoherent drunk rambling. contemporaneous with the previous years of interrogation of the failures of the american political horizon, i interpreted this as the unleashed id of the most plugged in brain of his generation.
Every midterm election reminds me of the greatest moment in twitch history during the 2018 Chapo stream
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Not sure about this but all a good steak needs is salt and pepper
Boiled chicken without any spices or seasonings tastes nice I’ve never understood the hate towards it
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customer handed me a literal piece of trash and said they found this in the parking lot
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My wife's per pay period insurance premium would go up by like 300 bucks should I be added on their plan and my job doesn't offer me health insurance so I just don't get to go to the doctor anymore
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This killer cop was spared a perp walk upon arrest; was given time to scrub his social media accounts, prepare a defense strategy, and shuffle around assets; and had his name and photo kept out of the press for weeks. Throw every book at him.
For the first time, we're getting a look at former NYPD detective Victor Romero as he walks into court in the fatal George Washington Bridge shooting case. Romero is accused in the death of Koran Irvine. 7ny.tv/29ELN5
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i love grabbing stuff with my feet it makes me feel so connected to my primate family
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What annoys me abt this trope is that lots of people actually do speak like this in real life, but it scarcely comes across as anything other than orientalist in fiction.
I get to use this video again
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Buchenwald concentration camp memorial made a booklet of possibly antisemitic statements. It includes “ceasefire now”.
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Israelis will drive a tank into your city and complain when you use a building as cover
Hamas literally fights like rats LOL
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"uhhh we live in a simulation because I didn't know about a random scientist injoke, this must be le mozzarella effect o algo"
It's real. This is beyond insane. Simulation-believers keep winning.
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I wonder if any of these letters ever gave the recipients pause and made them realize they were there to die because they still had a grade-schoolers level understanding of what they were being asked to do. That's gotta be a tough pill to swallow.
Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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Oh they gave you a pike? Yeah man that’s cool. Cool. Oh this? Yeah it’s my halberd. They decided I was halberd material I guess. But hey pikes are cool! You pike guys are the foundation you know?
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Everyone in America refuses to believe its no longer the 1980s. Drug dealers play RDR2 for 8 hours a day while texting clients "roll thru bro".
I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If you’re having trouble dating it’s because you’re not fun. That’s pretty much it
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Trump: The fake news only covered the ass part. They said 'what the hell was Trump doing talking about a man's anatomy? He was talking about his ass.' I studied his ass to see where the power came from
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ran to the replies looking for pic related and I wasn't disappointed.
BREAKING: Saudi Arabia offers Yemen's Houthis $1 billion through Tehran to halt their attacks as part of a ceasefire, with Defence Minister Prince Khalid bin Salman flying to Iran to negotiate it and even bringing the money with him aboard the C-130 aircraft he arrived on, per diplomatic Gulf sources to Israel Hayom. Iran offered to mediate between Saudi Arabia and the Houthis. It was represented by President Pezeshkian, SNSC chief Mohsen Rezaei and senior IRGC officials. Turkish intelligence chief Ibrahim Kalin and Pakistan's army chief Asim Munir were also taking part. This is one of the biggest concessions from the Saudis yet.
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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