king Julien ๐ retweeted
As a father, the first thing I will teach my son is how to destroy his bully forever.
Always have your pen or pencil open. When a bully comes close to you, shove it into his eyes or ears and enjoy the blood gushing like a fountain. And the rest of them will let you be forever.
If they are a gang that bullies other kids, step in and dismantle them one by one.
Make life unbearable for them. Cause enough trouble until I can appeal and intervene in your suspension.
Don't ever be the victim; be the terrorist instead.
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king Julien ๐ retweeted
I burst big tears ๐ญ!!! This is the biggest reminder that truly we still CAN!
The fact that these girls are all local talents speaks a lot of volumes, we have always had the talents in abundanceโฆ development has been the biggest challenge.
This win does not take away our issues, This win is just a reminder of the fraction of who we are, where we can be and the unending possibilities if the government and sports administrators can focus on the right things ๐!!
While we celebrate this historic win, I hope that these girls will all get what they deserve ๐๐ค๐!!
Girlsโฆ.THIS IS HUGEEE!!! Thank you ๐๐ฝ
If only the Internet could be like this most times
Replying to @__zaynabbb
I remember saying this to my English teacher in secondary school trying to be nice and she said it had a sexual connotation and you should never ask a lady this. Apparently the correct thing is โhow was your nightโs rest?โ
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king Julien ๐ retweeted
Hi, Iโm Zigi from ๐ณ๐ฌ, im a whale ๐ณ and I got bigger fish to fry
๐ต: WORLD BEST LIE
๐๏ธ: NUNO ZIGI
I don't know between the students' politicians and the staff politicians who worse pass. Very visionless set of human beings keep coming one after the other.
The glory UNN/UNEC used to have has been destroyed by both internal and external political interests.
Manchester United of Nigerian Universities
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Tried to leave the yeye school in first yr during the yeye 7 months strike, but my parents and everyone around me made sure that I submitted my dignity for yeyefication...
king Julien ๐ retweeted
Families have already traveled into town and checked into hotels, custom souvenirs are printed, and food and drink catering has been paid for. On average, each inductee has spent over 500k preparing for a day that was just pulled out from under them.
It's officially cancelled!
I've got every reason to worry.
Don't want to end up like my Dad.
I have seen people try and try again but no results.
I have seen people try until they gave in
I have seen people have the door bashed at their face every time they knocked even at different doors.
When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together.
Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction.
Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life.
An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late.
I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?"
Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year.
But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself.
But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.
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