@OfficialPenneth

Charisma. Uniqueness. Nerve. Talent.

 London, England
Joined December 2020
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What the fuck have I just watched? And some people think our PM is making the country look bad by going on TV to raise money for a cancer charity …
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism16h
Trump is unhinged. He came to Michigan to say why Abdul El-Sayed is so dangerous, stepped away from the microphone to describe Jon Husted's body, then talked about Nicki Minaj's ass. Not gas. Not jobs. Not prices. Not inflation. Just asses.
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Miss Ally@MissAlly_01Oct 24
I have an idea for a new TV show. It’s about an English professor that travels through time correcting everyone’s grammar. It’s called, "Dr. Whom".
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Seems to me that being a mixed race woman who married a prince is a bigger crime than abusing underage girls. Shall we blame Meghan for the nonce formally known as Prince Andrew as well?
dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠
@dave43lawOct 24
No what she had was a responsibility not to share the content as by doing so it could habe undermined any ongoing or potential investigation as we see today with Markle screaming his innicence and being 'setup' in the Daily Mail
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Why didn’t any of the senior Royals work with vulnerable children to atone for Andrew’s abuse? Meghan is well aware that the royal family has form for covering up for paedos. The media are now attacking her instead of her father so do you blame her for not going public?
dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠
@dave43lawOct 24
No what she had was a responsibility not to share the content as by doing so it could habe undermined any ongoing or potential investigation as we see today with Markle screaming his innicence and being 'setup' in the Daily Mail
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So Prince William appeared on Graham Norton’s celeb chat show to promote a worthy initiative. Yay! He’s so relatable! Andy Burnham went on Gogglebox to raise money for a cancer charity. Boo! He’s an attention seeking fraud. Make it make sense?
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Wrap it in a brick and send it back to their free post address, obviously one Page at a time.
Ineluctable Chris@BoveFromAboveOct 21
Apart from toilet paper, think of a use for the Reform paper that the crypto billionaires are paying to deliver to every home in Britain?
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I feel seen …
Paul Bronks
@SlenderSherbetOct 17
Her: "OK I'll go out but I'm not drinking" Also her, two hours later:
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The Hoarse Whisperer
@TheRealHoarseOct 16
Jeez, people, stop being so mean about Katie Zacharia. Language isn’t her first language.
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My first media briefing as the new White House Press Secretary went really well. I’m so good at it, I got the whole thing done in 14 minutes. #KatieZacharia #LizTruss #Lettuce #Titleofyoursextape
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Dear Diary, my new job vetting candidates for Reform UK is going very well … what a charming and articulate bunch they are.
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The tweet from @Ben_Bradley_32 trying to justify the ITV exposure of Reform PLC’s knuckle dragging racists is a masterclass in how not to do crisis communications. Who the hell advises them, Mr. Blobby? (Apologies to Blobby, he’s far too articulate for Reform).
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Sondheim Lyrics@sondheimlyricsOct 12
Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, blackbird, how is it you sing?
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Novelty avian automaton. #Molly
Travis
@Travis1Oct 12
What's one thing you refuse to buy the cheap version of ever again? Mine is paper towels. I learned that lesson the hard way.
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The knuckle dragging racists, sorry proud patriots, logging onto Twitter tonight must be even more confused than usual. It was their hero Nigel who was going to STOP THE BOTS. Not that nasty woke Zelenskyy.
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Cut her some slack, maybe there was an expensive bird automaton attached to the door and the flight attendant wouldn’t let her have it … #KellyClarkaon #Molly #ArtofPlay
Variety
@VarietyOct 12
Selma Blair was arrested Sunday after an alleged violent incident aboard a Delta flight from Los Angeles to New York: • Blair allegedly tried to open the plane door mid-flight, punched one flight attendant and bit another • She was taken into custody after landing and transported to a hospital for evaluation • Both flight attendants reported injuries, with one receiving hospital treatment variety.com/2026/film/news/s…
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Kelly Clarkson’s new single just dropped. #Molly #ArtofPlay
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Kate Lawlor has always been my favourite Big Brother winner.
kerry ✊💙Dont let Farage kill our NHS@hewitson10Oct 12
Katie Hopkins getting called a cunt & a bigot at the attitude awards by Kate Lawler is beautiful 😍 Fucking love it, sticking up for her mate Allison Hammond.
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Kelly Clarkson mentions popping up everywhere. I always thought she was an inoffensive vaguely Christian vaguely conservative type but turns out she’s a petty, entitled horror using her platform to try to destroy a small business. Oh, an American Christian conservative then.
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Arthur Smith@ArfurSmithOct 10
Got home desperate for a wee and now I have won the Nobel Piss Prize
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Jack Studio Theatre
@BrocJackTheatreOct 8
Complicité from scorcher theatre company opens in two weeks at the Jack! - a compulsive, high-octane romp through England, France, dating apps, primate psychology and the end of the world. Runs 20 – 31 Oct Info and booking here: bit.ly/4rrWy2y
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