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Programmer. Veteran. Dad joke lover. Generally ok dude. Follow me, all my tweets are as awesome as the one you just liked.

Idaho, USA
Joined September 2018
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The funny thing is he's too stupid to realize it
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if u have sex with a white guy u have to say Cock instead of dick out of respect to his culture
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Why do people think Valve should subsidize a PC where you can just install any Linux distro or Windows on it and never use it for Steam. Hell, you can use default SteamOS and still just pirate or emulate games on it It's console-like. not a console where you can only use it to play their games. There is no guarantee that a user will ever buy Steam games cause it isn't locked to Steam
Valve says its $1,049 Steam Machine costs more than a PS5 because it refuses to sell hardware at a loss and make up the difference with subscriptions or game sales "The cost of the product is basically the cost of the components and what it takes to make it"
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it’s time
Hollywood studios are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that can be turned into movies following the success of ‘BACKROOMS.’ (hollywoodreporter.com/busine…)
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Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.
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I wouldn't vote for George Floyd for POTUS, I just don't think he deserved to die
Funny how that works, right?!
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Banning under-16s from YouTube mostly means banning them from logging in, which means YouTube will treat them less like kids and more like anonymous adults. Great job, UK.
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This sounds like an overambitious promise that will never come to life and result in a half-assed mechanic, meaning the remake is staying extremely faithful to the original in this aspect
Fable NPC system is so sophisticated the devs are calling it a "life simulator" You build reputation through your actions in the game, then each NPC has a different opinion of you based on your reputation. You might have to become a rich business owner to impress and date one of the NPCs in the game, but another NPC will hate you for being so rich. As a consequence, that NPC could increase the prices on their merchandise when you visit their store. Even small actions such as giving money to the homeless or evicting people out of their houses will impact your reputation, and this can be done at a very large scale, because you could: - Buy every home in the world of Fable - Evict everyone out of their homes - Have every NPC now live on the street Possibilities are quite literally endless here
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Imagine hating innocent human beings for no reason except their gender identity. This is bitch behavior
when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"
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Turkish ice cream sellers on their off days:
Essa é a diferença entre treinar agilidade com e sem pesos.😳
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Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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OmfglolololOLOLOL
Hasan has a net favorability of -9% with 71% not knowing who he is or having no opinion Some other stats include Race: White -7% Black -21% Hispanic +4% Asian -34% Living Situation: With Children -49% (0% favorability) With Parents +30% (Via @overtoninsights)
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acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie
the town’s fucked man, our sheriff’s high on ketamine
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Source tells me The Deep is stable. Please god
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I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.
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mommy...
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hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before
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I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus
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