Comedian/Writer/Clown (She/her) CA 🔀 Melb. I write jokes for @theonion and @Reductress. My solo show is on sale now! MOTORBOAT: https://xitter.cf/t.co/TH2FZ9jTIo

Joined August 2012
Thx @GuardianAus for letting me peel back my brain flaps and spew some internet nonsense about the great Curry Bird. And also about the comedy of goats, @Alasdairtb + @stupidoldandy and why they should release the tapes of @dlcorreos battle rapping. theguardian.com/culture/2024…
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This lil boat is heading home - MOTORBOAT is dropping anchor at @melbournefringe ! Catch me Oct 9-13th at 7:15pm, 6:15pm on Sun. I don’t currently have plans to perform it again in Melbourne anytime soon so get amongst it! Tix on sale now: tinyurl.com/shknmbzt
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⚡FLASH SALE⚡ For the next 48 hours you can get 25% off tickets Mel McGlensey is MOTORBOAT at @melbournefringe ! This might be your last chance to catch the multi-award winning show where I pretend to be a boat for an hour. Get to clickin, sailors!
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That’s ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ from @theage for MOTORBOAT!! 🎉🎉🎉 what a beautiful opening night review. There’s only 3 chances left to catch it at @melbournefringe : Oct 11-13th! 7:15pm (6:15pm) at Trades Hall.
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Finally back home in Aus and fully unpacked from @edfringe This poster survived the journey and is getting pride of place in my home. Miss you @AltComMemSoc !!!
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It's nearly GIG-tober! And I'm celebrating by doing way too many gigs. Full October gig list below!
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I'll be treading the boards with my beloved @soothplayers on the 18th and 20th!
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Oct 4-6th I'll be doing some fun short form at The Motley Bauhaus! (PS can you tell that Katie borrowed my shoes for this photoshoot? lol)
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just super normal woman things like wearing a glowing nightmare mask to appear young
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Melissa McGlensey retweeted
Smasher of an #ACMS Awards. Smasher of a venue. Smasher of a run. THANKYOU FOR BEING PART OF THIS, ALL.
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Laura is impressed with this year’s array of theatrical ongoings. She has decided on the following nominees: Aidan Pittman: Dr Dolittle Kills a Man Cerys Connell: H’allo @cerys_connell Paulina Lenoir: Puella Eterna Mel McGlensey is Motorboat @OhHeyMeliss Sisters Fig @LaraCiulli
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Susie McCabe gave me a penalty for calling it “soccer”
⚽️The referee’s a…comedian!⚽️ We challenged national treasure Susie McCabe to referee’s our ✨Assembly Football Match✨ See who wins over at @assemblyfest on tiktok! 🙌 🎟⬇️ assemblyfestival.com/whats-o… #myassembly #susiemccabe
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Melissa McGlensey retweeted
Batten down the hatches and seal your porthole! It's time to learn some boat terms with Motorboat ⛴⚓️ 🔥Mel McGlensey is Motorboat 📍Assembly Roxy, Outside 🗓Until 25 Aug | 20:25 🎟⬇️ assemblyfestival.com/whats-o… #myassembly
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Winch your sails and seal your porthole because…. 🚤💕🚤💕🚤💕🚤💕🚤💕 My multi-award winning solo clown show Mel McGlensey is MOTORBOAT is on tour! Want to come see me be a sexy lil boat for an hour? Well good news! Tix to all shows on sale now: linktr.ee/ohheymeliss
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Finally, MOTORBOAT is docking at @edfringe ! It’ll be a lovely day for boating at @AssemblyFest ‘s Roxy Outside at 20:25 all fest. Tix: assemblyfestival.com/whats-o…
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Thanks @BritishComedy (and Bobby Carroll's Fringe Diary) for stopping by. Apparently, this is a "very kinky show"?? It's JUST ABOUT BOATS, PEOPLE! 8 more shows to go, @edfringe ! 20:25 at @AssemblyFest Roxy.
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Replying to @edfringe
@TimmyBoothy's Manhole, Pauline Lenoir: Puella Eterna, @OhHeyMeliss is Motorboat All fantastic!
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Melissa McGlensey retweeted
Look what TREATS #edfringe has for you from 8pm! e.g. @AmyCMason, @katiepritchards, @ReubenKaye, @hannahtheplatt, @comedysavage, @MrSamSee, Trygve, @twonkeys, @Robbotron, @colinhoult, @AWildFranklin, @OhHeyMeliss, @LarryDeanComedy, @runitalwar and the Gorilla show (Aug 19th only)
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Melissa McGlensey retweeted
Ready to fling a rose at a motorboat in a shipping container outside a deconsecrated church. As you all should be at 8:25pm during #edfringe. tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
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