Today I learned there are people who know the difference between Daylight Savings Time, and standard time.
Sometimes Twitter will switch to For You instead of Following and I only recognize it after about 7 tweets in a row of the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
These are the two dumbest sentences I've ever seen back to back. It couldn't be more false, but somehow people will convince themselves it's true.
Everyone who voted for the orange guy who absolutely and publicly trashed our country for the last 2 decades: This brown guy in NYC can't say anything nice how dare he!
The opposite is stamped on the front door. Right on the giant copper statue that says so.
Supreme court doesn't overturn Century and a half long precedent of one of America's core principles...
Mark: They're erasing our history!
As he continues moving through his decision, Roberts again appeals to English common law, among other things, as the basis for the 14th amendment. But notice what's missing. Where are all the stirring speeches by members of Congress and the state ratifiers supporting Roberts's proposition? Keep something in mind: two-thirds of both Houses of Congress must propose amendments to the states. In turn, three-fourths must ratify amendments. That means despite all the debates and speeches that occurred, Roberts and the proponents could not find support for their position. The speeches and declarations don't exist. The focus was the terrible problems that arose in the South after the Civil War, the rise of the KKK, the terrible violence and lynchings against Blacks, and the overall difficulty with Reconstruction. Congress and the states were not thinking about birthright citizenship for the children of illegal aliens. They weren't glued to the ideas of English Common Law. The 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments were about creating the constitutional protections for freed Black slaves throughout the nation, not citizens of other countries who hadn't even arrived yet on our shores -- legally or illegally. The extent to which Roberts and the Majority have to rewrite our history to reach their decision is ugly business.
Women be like: HAHA my subtle digs are sweet and funny and motivating him.
Men internally be like: If another man said that to me we would be fighting. Why is she demeaning, degrading, and belittling my character, destroying my mental health? It's safer to say and do nothing.
You ever think about how The Notebook is basically just The Great Gatsby but it works out for them and they end up happy together instead of tragically rich and dead?
IDK everyone I'm beginning to think they actually don't have the right to exist.
על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אמהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור!
עם כל הכבוד לאמריקאים, ישראל חייבת להבהיר לעולם כולו שדם בנינו וביטחון אזרחנו איננו הפקר. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור. חובתנו העליונה היא להגן על אזרחי ישראל ועל חיילי צה״ל, והמחויבות הזו קודמת לכל שיקול אחר.
אמרתי לראש הממשלה, גם בישיבות בינינו: על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אימהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות.
מספיק עם הפינג־פונג. במזרח התיכון לא מנצחים בתגובות מדודות ובהכלה - צריך להשתגע. למחוק. להכריע את הטרור.
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This is an incitement to commit genocide, which is a crime against humanity, according to the Genocide Convention.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incitemen…
Dumbest tweet ever.
🇺🇸🇮🇷 Here's exactly how Iran attacks a U.S. Navy destroyer, and how the Navy shuts it down.
Dozens of speedboats from every direction, anti-ship missiles off the coastline, drones flooding the sky, all at once. The idea is simple, throw so much at the ship that something slips through.
Apache gunships tear through the speedboats, SM-2 missiles pick off the incoming fire mid-air, and the convoy sails out clean.
Source: AI Telly
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I think we completely forgot that the Marines got their hands on jetpacks last year
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The video shows British Royal Marines testing jet suits from Gravity Industries for boarding operations, not US Marines. Trials started in 2021, with tests continuing into 2026. The USMC is evaluating powered paragliders.
royalnavy.mod.uk/news/2021/may/…
supercarblondie.com/tech/royal-mar…
laserwars.net/p/marine-corps…
Just a cog to Congress retweeted
I think we completely forgot that the Marines got their hands on jetpacks last year
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video shows British Royal Marines testing jet suits from Gravity Industries for boarding operations, not US Marines. Trials started in 2021, with tests continuing into 2026. The USMC is evaluating powered paragliders.
royalnavy.mod.uk/news/2021/may/…
supercarblondie.com/tech/royal-mar…
laserwars.net/p/marine-corps…
Yet somehow to check a mans prostate we still shove fingers up buttholes.
In the 1800s, doctors had no stethoscopes.
They'd press their ears against a woman's chest, even touch her breasts just to hear her heartbeat.
But one man... didn't.
When a woman came to him, he rolled up a sheet of paper into a tube and listened to her heartbeat without touching.
That small act of respect changed medical history because empathy created invention.
That man was Dr René Laënnec, the inventor of the stethoscope
This story is proof that sometimes, The most revolutionary thing a man can do... is respect a woman's comfort.













