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guys there's this old house on this street with a fucking weird tree in the garden, should i go investigate?
Charlie retweeted
The MagBar Index: Trying to quantify what urban roads are most likely to have their businesses plowed into
udstudio.org/stories/magbar-โฆ
y'all gotta stop naming your kids like they're the main character in a dystopian novel. I, the barista, do not have the brainpower to try to spell that correctly and there's no way the Chosen One orders an Oatmilk Caramel Macchiato
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Charlie retweeted
I recently got a new air conditioner and I cannot tell you how long the guy tried to sell me a smart thermostat.
"I literally want the dumbest thermostat you have. Mechanical if they still make them."
"But.."
"No."
Charlie retweeted
"you need to sign for your ADHD medication because it's very addictive" says the pharmacist, as if we both don't know that I'm picking up a refill of a 30-day prescription on day 56
was in a car crash during a roadtrip with some buddies, flipped 2.5 times going 50 mph. wasn't wearing a seat belt. (everyone lived)
got hit by a car on my bike and my head hit the pavement (no helmet, no concussion? somehow)
oomfs what is your near death experience?
and no you cannot say you stared into the headlights or that the strawb was poisoned
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Call someone on social media a paedophile, a groomer of children etc., be prepared to pay up for defamation.
Woman ordered to pay $280,000 in damages for calling her next door neighbours paedophiles on Facebook.
Read more: news.com.au/technology/onlinโฆ
Charlie retweeted
It's amazing how quickly English TERFs shut up when they call me a groomer, and accuse me of child abuse, and I respond by filing a police complaint under the malicious communications act.
They frequently break the law.
It only takes five minutes to put in an email report.
this is where your money is going btw if you're still buying HP merch, seeing that play, going on the studio tour, buying that stupid game
Charlie retweeted
Congrats! You found me. This will be (hopefully) my only fckng tweet here.
1) No, i was not a minor when i had top surgery in 2017
2) Yes, it was top surgery, I'm not a cancer survivor
3) I'm not even from your country, can y'all just mind your business fgs???
Charlie retweeted
The US has given Israel more aid than any other nation since WWII, granting more than $317.9 billion.
Israel has housing programs, universal health care, a national pension plan system, and subsidized education.
HoW aRe wE gOiNg tO pAy fOr iT?
With your tax dollars.




























