Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid) header
Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid) profile picture

๐Ÿ‘Artistic but the R is silent. ๐Ÿ‘ 24, Bisexual Trans Man, he/they jew

Louisville, KY
Joined March 2019
Photo by Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid)Photo by Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid)Photo by Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid)Photo by Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid)Photo by Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid)Photo by Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid)Photo by Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid)Photo by Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid)Photo by Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid)Photo by Charlie (@Ok_Cryptid)
"is that a magnus archives reference?" i mutter to myself as i walk through london
3
226
9
1,449
12,136
guys there's this old house on this street with a fucking weird tree in the garden, should i go investigate?
15
226
6
2,193
55,311
The MagBar Index: Trying to quantify what urban roads are most likely to have their businesses plowed into udstudio.org/stories/magbar-โ€ฆ
2
8
1
20
667
y'all gotta stop naming your kids like they're the main character in a dystopian novel. I, the barista, do not have the brainpower to try to spell that correctly and there's no way the Chosen One orders an Oatmilk Caramel Macchiato
1
2
92
*this is about white bitches naming their children shit like Addylynn or Braxton or Kailleigh* if you're a POC I usually just assume I'm in the wrong and ask respectfully
1
74
I recently got a new air conditioner and I cannot tell you how long the guy tried to sell me a smart thermostat. "I literally want the dumbest thermostat you have. Mechanical if they still make them." "But.." "No."
I canโ€™t even open my fridge ๐Ÿ˜ญ
562
7,910
398
196,135
10,747,304
hello, police? yes I just witnessed a murder
423
10,044
1,148
195,357
3,209,086
"you need to sign for your ADHD medication because it's very addictive" says the pharmacist, as if we both don't know that I'm picking up a refill of a 30-day prescription on day 56
306
6,432
702
107,039
4,018,347
was in a car crash during a roadtrip with some buddies, flipped 2.5 times going 50 mph. wasn't wearing a seat belt. (everyone lived) got hit by a car on my bike and my head hit the pavement (no helmet, no concussion? somehow)
oomfs what is your near death experience? and no you cannot say you stared into the headlights or that the strawb was poisoned
3
170
Call someone on social media a paedophile, a groomer of children etc., be prepared to pay up for defamation. Woman ordered to pay $280,000 in damages for calling her next door neighbours paedophiles on Facebook. Read more: news.com.au/technology/onlinโ€ฆ
5
94
19
314
22,326
It's amazing how quickly English TERFs shut up when they call me a groomer, and accuse me of child abuse, and I respond by filing a police complaint under the malicious communications act. They frequently break the law. It only takes five minutes to put in an email report.
18
308
34
3,095
90,365
this is where your money is going btw if you're still buying HP merch, seeing that play, going on the studio tour, buying that stupid game
JK Rowling casually dropping her loose change on a crowdfund to change the definition of sex in the Equality Act, which would strip trans people of their legal protections & cause untold suffering. Rowlingโ€™s transphobia is blisteringly clear.
180
15,495
167
38,477
2,626,193
Congrats! You found me. This will be (hopefully) my only fckng tweet here. 1) No, i was not a minor when i had top surgery in 2017 2) Yes, it was top surgery, I'm not a cancer survivor 3) I'm not even from your country, can y'all just mind your business fgs???
1,207
2,479
542
40,097
2,617,999
The US has given Israel more aid than any other nation since WWII, granting more than $317.9 billion. Israel has housing programs, universal health care, a national pension plan system, and subsidized education. HoW aRe wE gOiNg tO pAy fOr iT? With your tax dollars.
50
1,026
30
2,792
65,525
400,000 people in DC today. The largest Palestine protest in the history of the United States. This Despite the cold weather, the flight and metro cancellations, the supposed fatigue after 100 days of protest. The movement for Palestine will not go away until Palestine is free.
1,526
46,136
1,154
109,400
10,674,844