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ItsAMadMadMadMadHousehold

@OksAtHome

Just your average Midwesterner with an African husband, 2 challengingly unique girls, two slightly unbalanced dogs. (The goat & sheep have been BBQed) She/her

 Anytown, Midwest USA
Joined October 2012
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So my dog may be a little anxious 😬 Ah well, she fits in with the rest of us right? Wish digging a hole made me this happy. Wish anything made me this excited 😊
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Africa Independent Television
@AIT_Online1 Oct 2024
Nigeria@64: Protesters march along Awolowo Road to Freedom Park Ojota, Lagos
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Africa Independent Television
@AIT_Online28 Sep 2024
#EndBadGovernance: Lagos groups prepare to resume protest on Oct. 1
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Now we have a GAME folks! #OSUvsMICH
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So are we gonna fight after every play then boys? #OSUvsMICH
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I finally found the perfect statement for me in Duolingo ❤️ 🇯🇵 ⛩🗻🚅🎌♨️🎎🎏🗾
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#duolifehacks
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Relax and Breathe@RelaxBreatheBot19 Jan 2022
Hey. You may have tensed up again. It's OK. Let's take a moment to take care of you. Relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw. Unstick your tongue from the top of your mouth. Relax your hands. Take a deep breath. And go. ⁠⁠​⁠​‌‍💙
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floorboard@StruggleDisplay19 Jan 2022
1 kid in a car…27 child safety restraint laws. 55 kids on a bus…roam free ya precious bastards but no gum.
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Dolly Parton wrote “I Will Always Love You” and “Jolene” on the same day and I’ve been “preparing to vacuum” for two weeks.
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I just want to go back to bed
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Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal12 Jan 2022
Normalize replying to emails with “what.”
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HauntedTrishHeap 🇵🇸@trishimal2512 Jan 2022
I'm not chubby, I'm very treat motivated, making me an excellent choice for a companion.
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Which one are you? I’m def a night owl.
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Moms either stay up late or pass out at bedtime there is no in-between.
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Kait Feldmann@kaitfeldmann10 Jan 2022
Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!
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Kitty Kat@katbuble11 Jan 2022
I miss the days when getting tested just meant you were sleeping around.
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They tried to make me go to bed But I said “no no no” The steroids won’t let me lie down They say “no no no” Tomorrow’s gonna be another prednisone infused day 🎉
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NowThis Impact
@nowthisimpact7 Jan 2021
‘Who could have seen this coming? Everyone. This is the most shocking, most tragic, least surprising thing I’ve ever seen.’ — Stephen Colbert and other late night hosts rose to the occasion Wednesday night with powerful monologues

Late Night TV Hosts React To Capitol Riot

Stephen Colbert and other late night hosts rose to the occasion Wednesday night with powerful monologues

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I’m so UNcool that my credit card flagged me for trying to buy an iPad Air. ONE iPad! They couldn’t believe I would purchase even ONE iPad. That’s it- that was the whole order & the credit card found that suspicious. Am I not entitled to fun things? …it’s for my daughter
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