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Husband 👰‍♀️, father 👨‍🍼, racist 🍉, sexist 🤷‍♀️, homophobe 🌈, transphobe ⚧️, antisemite ✡️.

Goodsprings, NV
Joined October 2012
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I know it’s probably entirely reasonable to do this, but damn if it isn’t the perfect allegory for America. Sacrificing itself so that some stupid bottom feeders can call its lifeless husk a home.
The SS United States is set to be sunk and transformed into an artificial reef.
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They're calling it the worst comedy act in the history of comedy.
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Looking forward to the studio closure.
We just hit 550K funded, so it’s time to announce our next stretch goal! At 600K, ERIKA ISHII (Ghost of Yōtei, Dropout, Dimension 20) will lend their voice talent to the winning project! 🤯 Back the campaign today: f.mtr.cool/yq0fmuz3wp
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Boop boop be doop, nigga
Quinta Brunson will star as Betty Boop in a new film. The film - made in collaboration with the creator's grandson - would follow the origin & evolution of Betty Boop through the POV of her creator, Max Fleischer. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/q…)
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POV: You're Paul Skenes
Meet our newest NOBULL athlete. Built on discipline, effort, and showing up when it counts. That’s Livvy. That’s NOBULL.

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Modern problems require modern solutions.
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5 BLACKS WERE SEATED IN HER SECTION. NOT ONE HELPED HER. THEY LET HER DIE!
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Old Timey Bill retweeted
There was a horrific crash in Florida resulting in multiple deaths because of truck making an illegal u turn… Not a single American was harmed or involved.
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Old Timey Bill retweeted
Million Dollar Extreme Presents: Extreme Peace | Official Trailer [World Peace 2]
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Hey @normposter did you see they're releasing the R rated cut of Dirty Work? vinegarsyndrome.com/products…
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Not too worried about Jesus this year. He was looking swole enough today to carry two crosses this week
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“It says here in this history book that luckily the good guys have won every single time. What are the odds?” - Norm Macdonald
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What’s the most depressing movie you’ve ever seen?
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Old Timey Bill retweeted
Comedian Gets Revenge: The Rise Of Nick Rochefort @jaydyer @thugthief
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