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MSc, BSc, Bronze swimming certificate and once won a football from Victor comic in 1984

Joined February 2018
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Yesterday I put my cup of coffee in the fridge, just spat mouthwash into the laundry basket 🤔
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A sausage 'breakwater' protecting the crispy integrity of thr hash brown. Schoolboy error Oh and about 500ml of brown sauce
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33 years ago today...
33 years ago today, Pearl Jam's Vs. topped the Billboard 200 on the chart dated November 6, 1993. Released in the US on October 19, the follow-up to Ten sold 950,378 copies in its first week. That broke the SoundScan record set in 1991 by Guns N' Roses' Use Your Illusion II, and Vs. outsold the rest of that week's Top 10 combined. The record stood for five years, until Garth Brooks' Double Live in 1998. Eddie Vedder, Stone Gossard, Jeff Ament, Mike McCready and Dave Abbruzzese made it with producer Brendan O'Brien, their first album together. After the huge success of "Jeremy," the band refused to make videos for any of the singles and cut way back on interviews, and the album flew anyway. 🎸 Vs. held No. 1 for five weeks, still the longest run for any Pearl Jam album. What's your favorite track on Vs.? 🎸
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Halloween party ready
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Odds of winning the lottery - 1 in 45,057,474 Odds of lightning strike in a given year - <1 in 1,000,000 Odds of getting three edible onions in a supermarket 3 pack - 1 in 466,754,342,664
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Had to call up an ancient (pre monetizing/influencer culture/clout is everything) YouTube vid to help fix my antique turntable. What a refreshing joy to watch, not some prick shouting and wanking about, just a cool, calm, competent fella showing me how to fettle it.
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*remembering you have boxes of awesome first pressing vinyl (Sabbath/Zep/ACDC etc) from your youth* 😬 *Realising you gave said vinyl all the love and attention as to a ginger stepchild in your youth* 😕
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Scan QR for menu.. Download app to order.. Taxi wants your mobile number... Supply email and number to order table... Scan code to leave review... Download app to pay... Going out is absolute wank nowadays
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And we can now cross to the Premier Leagues independent commission, who is addressing the media...
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Me spying an errant Double Decker in the cupboard that I had forgotten about
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'the situation is unjustifiable, my stadium tour is haemorrhaging cash and is on it's arse, I am very, very sorry'
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Replying to @chipsandgravy89
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Fusion Noodles on a wonderfully wonky @DAngelicoNY Ludlow
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We Gen X were often irresponsible and stupid, but we had more fun and life in one weekend than many nowadays experience in their entire youth, then again there wasn't a camera phone at the ready to catch you being an utter drunken cock
If all your friendship group wants to do is go out drinking then you have very boring friends.
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It was a loaded question though 'Would you like to get out of Whitehaven, even if it's just for a couple of days?'
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The head of Russias Rossotrudnichestvo in a press conference today talking about Russias deteriorating relationship with Armenia…
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Notorious BIGly
Give him a rap name.
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'your Samsung Smart TV software has been updated Improvements include constantly disconnecting from the WiFi, interfering with the router to make it lose connection and running streaming apps like you have a 56k modem The next update may fix these, maybe not!!'
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What a pathetic dipshit. Trump posted this to his Trash Social page.
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