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Proud Alumnus of the Midvale School for the Gifted. Exodus 8:2

Manassas, VA
Joined March 2020
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It usually takes me about 2 hours to fall asleep at night but I’ve been listening to philosophy lectures/audio books and they knock me out in like 20 minutes. This is now a running thread of things I fell asleep to:
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When you're definitely taking your opponent seriously.
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Liam Lawson will start the #BrazilianGP from P3! What a statement qualifying after all the noise about his future in F1 👏
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Bro this shit so funny every time 😂😂😂 Vegeta: “Shit feel good don’t it my boy?” Goku: “Hell yeah”
Vegeta's reaction seeing Goku in Saiyan armor.
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The single life be like
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Sigh…what a lonely world we live in
Wait it gets worse LMFAOOOSSJSJS
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All these fake ass, plastic ass "football fans" who dont even actually like the sport:
Football has become boring to watch and it's entirely because of teams like Arsenal and Arteta.
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Buddy told me that there was a mass shooting in Poland today and my brain immediately said "I took to gloooooock to Poland" That's when I knew I was desensitized and it feels like a uniquely American problem. It might not be but...that's how it feels right now
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In hindsight this clip being 90% dancing and 10% football was a red flag
how quick they forget
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"I'm sorry"
Apologise like a guy…Go
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I've really wasted my life dawg Brady looks like Joe Buck and in the time it's happened I've done nothing smfh
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BAHAHAHAHA WHAT A GOAL FROM LIAM DELAP!?!?
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Dude literally just carried the ball in a straight line for 50 yards and no one on man city did SHIT lmfaooo WHAT
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another iconic max radio.. this man is funny af 😭
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Just started reading Debord
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My thing.. is men will shit 57 times a day and at no point do they think they have something medically wrong until the doc announces they only have a few more months to live
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the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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I’m gonna save this shit myself by tweeting entire books from my library - One page at a time 😤 Finna turn the TL into a kindle
Baby I’m getting off here y’all got so much going on
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