Magic The Gathering Player. cEDH Maestro #1 Cazur and Ukkima Pilot. TO for cEDH tournaments in Arkansas. cEDH Streamer https://teapaw.org/t.co/NxfUq5IFaP
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🚨 The 'Jurassic Park TCG' come in the US this month and in Europe early 2027 ! ⏳
#JurassicParkTCG
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There's a new Paramount+ coupon code that can get you 50% off annual subscriptions. ign.com/articles/paramount-p…
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The end of Episode 7, when Jordan said winning has a price and leadership has a price.
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“If I go full-time [in WWE], I’m trying to go full-time, I won’t ever put an album out ever again.
Bro, if I climb the ranks in WWE and get the checks that I want, this music sh*t can kiss me goodbye. I swear to God. I will be back flipping, getting thrown through tables, and whatever else until my body give out on me.”
- Lil Yachty
(@Complex)
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The Inside The NBA crew reacts to Ernie Johnson announcing this will be his last season on the show ❤️
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Nemesis vs S.T.A.R.S.
#ResidentEvil 2: Apocalipse
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Kaiba is the ultimate rival in the best way possible. This man literary created a device to chase the pharoah in the afterlife just to beat his ass in a duel.
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Festival in a Box Atlanta sold out in 22 minutes this morning. eBay presales are sitting around $400 for a $250 box, and I think every one of those is a bad buy.
I'm saying that as a guy who sat in the queue for over an hour and got nothing. #magicthegathering
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Official look at the MTG Secret Lair Countdown Kit: Marvel's History of Heroes!
Each kit contains 30 individually packaged Magic cards. The cards will randomly appear in non-foil, foil, or surge foil.
MSRP $199.99
Drops Nov. 2nd 🗓️
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🚀 ROCKET CITY LIFT OFF IS COMING!
⚔️ Competitive cEDH
🎙️ Live commentary with Lily & Jordan Drake
🏨 Hotel block closes Oct. 23!
Book your room:
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Good Luck, Have Fun
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Just revealed at #NYCC 👀 Regal Crown Club members can get an exclusive Magic The Gathering Card when seeing Avengers: Doomsday in Infinity Vision opening weekend, 12/17-12/20. Get tickets now: regmovi.es/4xPqOG6
Available at Infinity Vision showtimes, while supplies last.
ALT This image is a promotional poster for the Marvel Studios movie "Avengers: Doomsday," in theaters on December 18. It features a special offer for an exclusive Magic: The Gathering card titled "Doctor Doom, King of Latveria" available during opening weekend at Regal Crown Club locations. The card depicts Doctor Doom with the text describing its attributes and abilities. Logos for Marvel Super Heroes, Regal Crown Club, and Member Exclusive are also present.
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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL!
But you look at BRON BREAKKER and you look at the other five guys in Money in the Bank, and you KNOW that ain’t true!
Normally, with 6 men, Bron’s got a 16 2/3% chance of winning.
BUT BRON’S A GENETIC FREAK AND HE’S NOT NORMAL!
So you take his 16 2/3% and add 50%, because HALF those guys are gonna shit themselves when they hear that DOG BARK!
Now Bron’s at 66 2/3%.
THEN you add another 25%, because he’s got STEINER BLOOD, and everybody knows Steiner genetics give you at least another quarter!
Now he’s at 91 2/3%.
THEN you add 33 1/3% because THERE’S A 100% CHANCE somebody’s getting SPEARED IN HALF!
Now Bron’s at 125%.
And THEN you add his ORIGINAL 16 2/3% chance back in, BECAUSE YOU CAN’T JUST THROW AWAY GOOD MATH!
125% + 16 2/3% =
141 2/3% CHANCE OF BRON BREAKKER WINNING MONEY IN THE BANK!
THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE!
AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR EVERYBODY ELSE TONIGHT!
