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I wish we had better news but we aren’t able to ship out pillows. We had a major setback and are working hard to get everything sorted. Thought it would have been resolved by now. 😭 There’s not enough wine for all of this.
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You sent your troops here without fuel, food, water or a place to sleep.
Here they are — being forced to sleep on the floor, piled on top of one another.
If anyone is treating our troops disrespectfully, it is you @realDonaldTrump.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. This isn't something an old fashioned duel couldn't fix
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Now I realize what the feeling has been these last few months watching these two bozos slapping each other's backs, which is that feeling you have at a big expensive wedding that you know will end in divorce.
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how can we possibly be expected to do our actual work under these conditions
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elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in
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This is yet another good example of why men are too emotional to be in leadership.
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: A Statement by Jersey Tidwell, Intern with the @FLSenateDems and FSU Student, on the Florida State University Campus Shooting


























