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Anonymous and semi-literate internet bampot. Learning to play the long game. Reserving the right to be wrong since 2012.

People's Republic of Scotland
Joined September 2013
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My dad taught me two important life lessons: There are two types of people in the world, those who can and those who can't. Don't be a cant!
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The Stolen Spirit: How the English Coloniser Hijacked Over £150 Billion from Scotland’s Whisky Industry in the Last Two Decades 1/ Scottish whisky is more than a drink. This national treasure represents distilled heritage, refined over centuries by the Scottish people through the climate, language, land, and lifeways of the Highlands and Islands. The name itself comes from the Scottish Gaelic term uisge-beatha, meaning "water of life." This spirit emerged from Gaelic-speaking communities such as Islay, Skye, and the Hebrides, where knowledge passed through generations shaped a practice intimately tied to the land. Scotch whisky is a unique, location-specific, high-volume, high-value export product. It stands as one of the most iconic symbols of Scotland on the global stage. Yet, this global success has long been exploited by an external colonial power. The English state has transformed a sovereign asset into a machine for extracting wealth, consolidating power, and advancing British branding while denying Scotland the authority to control or benefit from what it produces. This process has resulted in one of the most severe cases of wealth theft in contemporary Europe. The total value stolen from the Scottish whisky sector over the past twenty years stands between £100 billion and £180 billion. This extraction is not incidental. It reflects a colonial condition Scotland is now actively resisting. Decolonisation has begun. Scotland is engaging the United Nations to assert its right to self-determination and to end the colonial theft and exploitation imposed by its coloniser, England. The official figures expose the extent of this exploitation. In 2018, Scotch whisky exports totalled 1.28 billion 70cl bottles with a declared value of £4.7 billion, equating to only £3.67 per bottle. In 2023, 1.35 billion bottles were exported with a reported value of £5.6 billion, giving a per-bottle figure of £4.15. In 2024, export volumes rose to 1.4 billion bottles while the declared value fell to £5.4 billion, resulting in just £3.86 per bottle. These figures are drastically lower than market prices. The cheapest blended Scotch in duty-free shops typically costs no less than £10 per bottle. Most single malts and premium bottles are priced between £30 and £100, often more. A fair average export value of £10 per bottle would bring the 2024 figure to at least £14 billion. Over two decades, the gap between real and declared value points to a concealed loss of £120 billion to £180 billion. That loss reflects profit transferred out of Scotland through false pricing, offshore registration, and colonial misrepresentation. Ownership of the industry has largely shifted out of Scottish hands. Major producers such as Diageo and Pernod Ricard are headquartered outside Scotland. Diageo controls over 30 percent of the market and operates from London. These multinational corporations use accounting structures that allow profits to be declared in low-tax jurisdictions or within English financial centres. The whisky may be crafted in Scotland, but the wealth is booked elsewhere. What remains in Scotland is an image without authority, production without sovereignty, labour without reward. The theft continues through taxation. In 2022 to 2023, excise duty and VAT on whisky generated £3.8 billion, all absorbed by the UK Treasury. Even whisky sold in Scotland is taxed by the British state. The revenue is not returned to support Scottish public services or invested in the communities that carry the industry. Scotland has no fiscal control over its most valuable national product. What ought to support rural infrastructure, universal services, and a Scottish sovereign wealth fund is used instead to fund the apparatus of English power. @UN @UN_HRC @EU_Commission @Europarl_EN @eu_eeas @coe @EURightsAgency @francediplo @FranceintheUK @franceintheus @cgfEdimbourg @Elysee @GermanyDiplo @bundeskanzler @NorwayMFA @dfatirl @PresidentIRL @antonioguterres
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Straight from the horse’s mouth - ‘Scottish’ Labour would never work in Scotland’s interests but would simply dae whit they’re telt by London. A Potemkin party in thrall to another country.
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Very welcome news that unemployment in Scotland has fallen to 3.8% and is lower than the rest of the UK. Scotland’s economy has grown faster than the rest of the UK, but we need to do more to deliver growth and progress - I will be setting out views in a speech tomorrow.
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Why didn’t you explain this? @BBCScotlandNews @STVNews
If you're wondering who this guy is, he was the spokesman for Unionist group 'Medics for No' during the Indyref campaign. He once described independence supporters as delusional and their behaviour as vicious and juvenile. In short, he's a British Nationalist who detests the SNP.
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Today electricity consumed in Scotland is almost entirely generated by renewables. However the price of that electricity is set by the price of burning gas in England. This is despite the fact that over 2400Gw of green electricity is being transferred from Scotland to England.
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THEY WROTE HISTORY. THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER AS LEGENDS, AS THE GOLDEN GENERATION OF SAMMARINESE FOOTBALL. THEY DID SOMETHING WE COULDN’T DO IN 20 YEARS, IN 140 GAMES, IN 12.600+ MINUTES OF FOOTBALL. A WIN, A FUCKING WIN.
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Dear Scots. I have a sense that the message is finally getting through. #VoteSNP4INDEPENDENCE
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Replying to @ScotNational
Dear Scots, I love your country, your culture, and your deep-rooted socialist principles. Whatever you do, please seriously, do not vote Scottish Labour into Scotland, they are after your land, your resources, and your collective sovereignty (people power) in the form of 2 deregulated Freeports and 18 Special Economic Zones (SEZs). Ask your family, friends, and neighbours if they have heard of SEZs, ask them if they know what they are and the dangers they pose to entire regions across Scotland. They will look at you like you have 2 heads. I have been speaking at anti-Freeports/SEZs events across Scotland, I can tell you right now, audiences are shocked by what can only be described as a corporate takeover of Scotland. Please familiarize yourselves with my research on SEZs, then ask why astronomical sums of State Aid (public money) are being spent on these SEZs that nobody has heard of, SEZs are the final nail in the coffin of socialism, all public services will be absorbed by private equity, those profits from Rosebank will not go into local community infrastructure. Scottish Labour have nothing to offer you but destruction coupled with their seething contempt for the Scottish people, and the EU, which Scotland overwhelmingly voted to remain a part of. There is a possible escape route available for you. SEZs are an unlawful land and power grab over Scotland👇🏻 teapaw.org/EuropeanPowell/status/… 'Labour is a democratic socialist party. We do not support independence and we believe that we achieve more together than we do alone' - Scottish Labour Manifesto 2024 teapaw.org/EuropeanPowell/status/…
Dear Scottish people, ⚠️WARNING⚠️Please do not vote for Labour, they are after your resources, your land, and collective sovereignty. 2 deregulated Freeports and 18 Special Economic Zones are currently being installed while you sleep, this is the real legacy of Brexit. Scotland will be privatized and turned into 1 giant tax haven if you allow these lying bastards into office. teapaw.org/europeanpowell/status/…
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To any self respecting Scot. If last night you watched those 2 multi millionaire English public schoolboys (who never mentioned Scotland once) arguing about who’s the least worst cunt yet still want either to be in charge of your country then you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Labour’s proposed ‘energy company’ is a smoke and mirrors con job. Initially they promised to base the HQ in Aberdeen, but now they refuse to answer where it’ll be located. Scotland has all of the energy, but none of the power - let’s change that. #VoteSNP #Independence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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4th July American Independence Day. Make 4th July 2024 Scotland's Independence Day. #VoteSNP
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Replying to @BjCruickshank
The country has come so far & staying at home or not voting SNP is not an option. Labour & the Tories go against Scotland's values and way of life. We must push forward & leave the UK political union. ✊
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Keir Starmer rejecting safe routes for refugees. This man should not get anyone’s vote. His mission is to defeat socialism and move the entire spectrum of UK politics to the right. Vote Green, Independent Left, Plaid or SNP. Do not vote Labour.
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Tories have disrespectfully announced a Westminster Election on July 4th 2024 during the Scottish school holidays. 🚨 If there is one thing you do today, make sure you are registered to vote and register for a postal vote.
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Nearly one in five people in the UK living in absolute poverty. The UK is a failed state. Change is coming.
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Beaton having a field day here. #HEACEL
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Get this tae f@ck! Labour trying to carve up Scotland.
Annual Conference The next Scottish Labour Party conference will be taking place in Glasgow from Friday, 16 February to Sunday, 18 February 2024. Fuxksake. Labour are flip flopping so fast they can't keep their Scottish Conference site up to date. The bullet point in red relates to the transfer of power from Holyrood to the freeports - corporate governance. We will be serfs in our own country. scottishlabour.org.uk/consti…
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Today Labour turned their back on their only big economic pledge. Peel back the pages of what’s left and you’ll find much of the money that’s left comes straight out of Scottish waters and straight into projects in England. A betrayal.
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