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Often nuttier than squirrel sh*t. Try smiling because life is amazing.

Holt county, Nebraska
Joined May 2024
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What radicalized you bro? 👇 Never forget
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Those Joos are always influencing elections!
I’m betting the Jews were behind getting Netanyahu re-elected.
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Has Jim Pillen been a great governor? No. Has he been a good governor? Again, no. Will I be voting for Lynne Walz? HELL NO!
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Corruption and authoritarian control rely on an ignorant public. You’ve been given the keys to the vault. All you have to do is look inside.
Oversight made easy! 👀👂🏼🇺🇸
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This lines up cleanly with the coordination you’re documenting. United Independents Campaign Fund: a Bethesda, MD super PAC, reported $34,506 in independent expenditures for ads supporting Dan Osborn, paid to a New York firm. The same filing also covers spending tied to independents in South Dakota, Idaho, and Alaska. One out-of-state vehicle funding ad support across multiple “independent” candidates in the exact states where the Renew American Democracy-linked strategy of electing a small bloc to deny either party a majority (and then extract structural reforms) is being executed. Matches the “handful is enough for arm-twisting” framing. Nebraska and South Dakota voters are being sold organic independence while a coordinated multi-state independent-expenditure effort is active. teapaw.org/PlainsLedger/status/21…
🚨🚨 THE DEMOCRACY FILES / ILLEGITIMACY PLAYBOOK, PART 11: NOT-SO-INDEPENDENT SENATE CAMPAIGNS OF DAN OSBORN (NE) AND BRIAN BENGS (SD) 🚨 Two Senate candidates running as independents have ties to Renew American Democracy, the project ran by ex-USAID workers to restructure American governance. And one of them admits on video they've been "coordinating." According to the polls, "independent" Dan Osborn is in a toss-up race with Ricketts in Nebraska. Emerson has South Dakota "independent" Brian Bengs within single digits of Mike Rounds. The strategy is to elect enough independents to deny either party a governing majority—and use their votes as leverage for structural reforms. Osborn's 2024 field director, Austen Campbell, laid out the plan: "We have a goal for 2026 to run a slate of independents and deny both political parties the majority in the House of Representatives in hopes of getting an independent speaker." Bengs said echoed that on a September 2026 Renew to Thrive call: "We don't need to get 50 or 51 to change things. We just need a handful." In their words, this handful is to do "arm-twisting" to get the structural reforms they want. ➡️ Paul Zeitz's May 2026 Concept Note: open primaries, ranked-choice voting, and "independent" redistricting. ➡️ RAD's Constitution Emergency Response draft: an Article V convention with amendments on "campaign finance and voting rights restoration, healthcare, education, and economic security, and ecological rights and climate accountability." The draft calls that the MODERATE strategy. And the political objective extends beyond reforming elections. In 2023, Walt Roberts told the man who now runs the Independent National Convention that stopping the MAGA GOP was "job one." As for ending the two-party duopoly? "That's very secondary right now." Put those statements together. A plan to deny both parties a majority. Candidates running as independents. A small voting bloc positioned to extract concessions. A documented list of proposed constitutional and electoral changes. And a stated priority of stopping the MAGA GOP. The question for Nebraska and South Dakota voters is whether they know what these candidates' political allies have been planning... and whether Osborn and Bengs share those objectives.
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This is what AI is made for. Murtaugh is too old for this 💩 and Riggs has to find a new partner. I absolutely love how they brought in every character from that era and even combined two different characters for one actor in a couple different scenes. 🤣🤣🤣💥🔫
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To the literal dozen of people who follow me, read this.
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I have been accused of being all hat and no cattle. That’s a total lie. I don’t even have a hat.
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Is it just me or did all of a sudden the X algorithm switch from lots of positive hope for the GOP in the election to a lot of doom and gloom?
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“You stand on the shoulders of giants, and b*tch about the view.” -Future POTUS Spencer Pratt
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Know your Bible folks.
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Every American needs to watch this. You’ll NEVER look at socialism the same again.
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Your feel good post of the day
A baby has gone viral for being born with a mustache. Bro already looks like he's tired of life 🤣
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I’ve generally stopped eating pork. However, I’d order second and thirds of this and eat with the biggest smile on my face.
Koreans grilling pork outside of a mosque construction site to protest Islam. Patriots.
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I refuse to fact check this because it affirms my identity.
why you Walk faster then others ?
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I’d like to report a murder
That’s a lot of attitude about your last name for someone whose wedding only needed one side of the aisle.
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Ilhan Omar raided and under criminal investigation. L. Louise Lucas arrested and charged. Two senior FBI deep state subversives arrested. A long-standing marriage fraud operation dismantled in Massachusetts. Democrat Houston Tax Collector and staff arrested and charged with fraud. Fifteen people arrested and charged in LA for $2 billion healthcare fraud. All of this in the past week. Ignore the doomers who say nothing ever happens. They’ll never be happy, and just need an excuse to complain.
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Laken Riley had a Garmin smartwatch on when she was attacked Her heart rate jumped to 170 bpm which told investigators that was when she was being attacked It lasted for 17 minutes then suddenly stopped - that's when the animal finally killed her So the next time you want to tell me about how unfair illegal immigrants are being treated I want you to set a timer for 17 minutes and watch it go by so you can understand how long that young woman fought for her life
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Is Dollar General the worst business in any small town?
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