@OneToothTeXan

~ this section is for professional use only ~ Backup account 👉 @OneToothNazi

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Joined December 2023
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I only trust people that trust nothing.
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Ahmad A. S.@Ahmadasahmadas13h
Replying to @OneToothTeXan @melfeelswaggish
@OneToothTeXan @melfeelswaggish
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Ganja Lilly@PureGanja117h
Take me with you for that CT scan. I wanna see my name carved in your heart.
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Nonya
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F18 #6 now flying over. Here's a picture of Duke and Cass
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Nonya
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Another one went overhead
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Kendall
@KendallSals14h
Did the Antichrist pick Peter Thiel yet? ⏲️
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Mel 🕊
@melfeelswaggish14h
Thank you! I love this, and I'm also jealous cause I would hurt myself tryna do that.
OneToothTeXan
@OneToothTeXan14h
For Mel.
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Nonya
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My girl brain will replace that info with glitter in ten minutes
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Justin Otherdummy@justinotherdumm14h
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@OneToothTeXan Trying to get a ticket to the Bongino Block party, tried this, no luck yet. Any suggestions?
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Nonya
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Who can identify this
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Hide n Seek, but I move to a different state and change my number.
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David 🎃@DBStoner21h
Them: Who hurt you. Me: Self inflicted.
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Ganja Lilly@PureGanja122h
Oh. Your from boring "X". Welcome to fun "Twitter".
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Kids are expensive pets.
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Willie@FrankieBuIIshitMay 7
People disappear from here for 3 years and then just start tweeting again like “happy Thursday, here’s a banger.”
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Bad Mikey@BadMikeyBadOct 23
Let go of my horns, I know what I’m doing
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Workplace Barbie@JustRadEnoughOct 23
Unless you’ve given me a reason to like you assume that I don’t.
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Lori@Cornjerker781 Oct 2022
“You’re fucked up” Me: ahem I’ll have you know I am 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 fucked up
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Lori@Cornjerker7821 Aug 2023
Don’t look at me I don’t even know how I came to be part of this conversation
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phone home@summers_sonny16 Jul 2014
Well, it wasn't a cheap motel 'til you showed up.
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dan
@dadopotamus26 Aug 2018
My wife just asked me to build a new deck like I’m Jesus or something.
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