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Abdul El-Sayed and Zohran Mamdani are reportedly dating.
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Fuck you, @BravoTV.
Aaryn Williams addresses her past on #SmallTownTrouble: Texas, premiering November 18th.
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Go Blue
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5. Timothee Chalamet
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The way joey is the most influential player from bb16 #BB28
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Agatha All Along you still hold the title of the best episode 7 in mcu television.
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a dog just shot and killed kristi noem
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well a crown was untouched
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“Acting in character” and it’s just the same shit he does whenever he drinks while staying at a hotel
Johnny Depp made a surprise appearance in-character as Ebenezer Scrooge in NYC.
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gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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MY FATASS DIDNT LOSE A CONGRESSIONAL RACE THO
Replying to @0liviajulianna
I can’t tell if you took a break from overeating to write this.
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let me not forget my big hair
VOTE VOTE VOTE!!! 🇺🇸
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Gas is high, groceries are high, rent is high, to buy a home is astronomical 💰 … the people are TIRED! WE the PEOPLE are speaking!!!!! BLUE BLUE BLUE!!!! It’s all flipping!! Let’s GO!!!!!!!!! STAY IN LINE!!!!!!!! Stay in LINE! Your vote will still count!!!! 👏🏾 #Vote
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YOUR VOTE LEGALLY STILL COUNTS EVEN IF YOURE IN LINE STILL WHEN POLLS CLOSE !!! STAY IN LINE!!!! #vote
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If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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They are giving out buzzballs if you vote a straight Democrat ticket
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Don’t believe this shit. Go out tomorrows and VOTE
“This Could Be Catastrophic”: GOP Braces for Southern Wipeout, Senate Seats at Risk From Texas to North Carolina
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No tf it doesn't. Get your asses out and vote on election day
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