Only Fast Eddie

I had my ring finger removed just to be safe.

Who remembers when the absolute WORST thing we could imagine in life is that was someone stealing our Wi-Fi?

Hey hey hey... It's been a while 😊

Did I miss anything?

I did my part...now you do yours

Everything is fine, until it's not... then you're told it's going to be ok, until it isn't...

There's no doubt in my mind... that there's a lot of doubt in my mind.

Mouths are so nice to have... like you get to conveniently pour anything you want directly into your face.

I'll 'see' your mental... and raise you one breakdown.

I don't get star struck... Unless @MrT is in the house. 👍

vote... motherfuckers

Those few brief moments of weakness you experience on occasion do not define you.

Whether they turned the page or you did, it makes no difference... that chapter is over.

If she's not smarter than me... I'm not interested.

Listen to me carefully.... it's ok to say 'NO'.

It's Twitter and you're like 40... get over it.

Don't give meaning to negativity from meaningless people.

You know they'll never change... don't you..

They want monogamy... until they have it.

There must be a better way... than constantly searching for a better way.