🦃Thankful Haisha🦃

You could be getting miku or astolfo footjobs from me but you’re not real.

FYI, I have a throne! Take a look! throne.com/onlyhaisha/wishli…

Kung fu panda 4 villain makes no sense. "I was denied learning Kung fu cause I was too short" Meanwhile Mantis and Shifu being smaller than said "too short" individual.

I just received >.< from Anonymous via Throne. YIPPEE throne.com/onlyhaisha #Wishlist #Throne

I might make a straw page and ignore all the questions I get due to completely forgetting I made it.

If I see we have mutual friends, chances are you're retarded like us. Real recognize real, yknow what I mean? Anyway, Taiga roar

lowk i just be sayin shit dawg. all my tweets are my vocal stimmies but typed edition, yknow?

dont like dirty cash? soak it in bleach! gets rid of those nasty germs

Perhaps AI is the push we needed to finally log off and be one with nature. Until they start making AI synths to larp as humans and slowly enslave us in an underground civilization

Jobless yet still have bills to pay. sigh. 🥀 How to quit this game that I didn't ask to play? Bullet to the head is frowned upon for some reason.

Strange how it's always cheaters getting into relationships.

Jorking it to a dummy file app filling up my storage pretending it's my holes

Me when I accidentally step in shit

She's so gangster. Taiga Aisaka Anime Toradora Swag 2000s 🎨 @/KOONOWENXD

on rock, fuck who ever came up with barre chords. fucking ai finger ahh fretting

I know a lot of people that are like Ami Kawashima from Toradora

no one should settle for minimum wage, thats what you get paid for your first week or 2, after that, $25 an hour please. a simple coffee and breakfast should not cost anyone an hour of their labor.

Fuck George Washington. We could've still been a Kingdom, but no. Now we're a cuntdry.

twitter, please stop showing me fuckass tweets with comments turned off. Thats like going to a restaurant and getting told "sorry were out of that!" on every item you try ordering.

I have a dizcord server btw, rare silly chats and interactions with me like this can occur

society: what happened to community bonds like villages? Also society: Move out of your parents at 18yo, prioritize a job over friends, write off an argument with someone as them being toxic, focus on yourself.