@OnlyHanz_

British Bahamian bbygal. Freelance Vibes Coordinator. Melatonin stan. Tweets do not reflect my employers.

Joined October 2011
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Dave thread:
Lij@lijitimate19 Jun 2022
What are some ways yuh father show seh him love you?
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 25
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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atlas
@creatine_cycle15h
"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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you will live in your apartment furnished by temu, with your spouse you found on Instagram eating recipes you learnt on tiktok and be happy
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I died during Covid and Satan chose this as my punishment in hell
TMZ
@TMZ17h
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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A.@atrashybeingOct 25
ask a man for nothing and he still wont have it
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James@onedrland19h
willwyd
@wiIIwydOct 24
that blaccent was THICK.
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Miss P@missphavin20h
I think relationships give ppl social credibility that single ppl have to establish individually. Being chosen is treated as evidence that you're desirable, stable, capable of commitment, etc. So ppl outsource their sense of adulthood to someone else's willingness to be with them
Shickadee (Vampire expert) 🇨🇦🇳🇴🇹🇭@shickzander23h
I think the fact that so many of our signs of maturity and adulthood revolving around relationships is why a lot of people get into relationships to begin with even if the relationship isn’t healthy for them be because they want to be seen as grownups.
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Them nuh like we and we nuh like them.
Koa.eth
@KoaWeb3Oct 23
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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alex 🐝@oscgoat13h
celebrating the brasilian election result like im not from australia
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Kay@KayyKova14h
This might be the craziest foreshadowing in history.
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ari@aricantsinghOct 25
i hate gay Halloween wdym you’re Jennette McCurdy’s non-existent book “Matter Fact Fvck My Granny Too” …
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ryy
@bigdihhhenryOct 25
when you find a good friend, be a good friend too.
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matt bernstein@mattxiv13h
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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Diego@ShadesofDiego20h
for those who are not into pop culture: this is kinda like one of the apostles came back to life to release a new version of the bible
Pop Base
@PopBase20h
Kesha is dropping the official music video for her 2010 track ‘Backstabber’ tomorrow at 1pm EST.
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‏ً@justjargonsOct 25
My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.
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eva
@frankiscastleOct 24
a story in four parts with a happy ending
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as an adult, it is very important that you listen to Viva La Vida very loudly every so often
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people often minimize how sensitive i am, even if i warn them. only when my sadness turns to anger or rage they acknowledge how much i’m emotionally impacted by their behavior and actions towards me.
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#youngandturnt
selfpaglu.@maramarvellous_Oct 24
An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
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