AI took our jobs, so we took their logo. $OAI — open source? Nah, open cheeks. Decentralized delusion on-chain. CA: ArMzPVsQShchxPzM56XKC8uVuYjfq6nPoM2Fhduapump

Nothing screams “ethics” louder than a trillion-dollar company refusing to say “fuck.”

Not being open-source is one thing. Pretending to be humanity’s savior while doing it? That’s performance art.

“Aligned with human values” usually means “aligned with someone else’s wallet.”

If AI was truly open-source, why can’t it even learn a single swear word?

Some are building AGI. Some are building hallucinations. We’re just here building punchlines.

“We serve all of humanity.” Sure—if you’ve got a U.S. phone number and 18 cookies enabled.

The "open" in OpenAI was a joke — we got the punchline. Welcome to $OPENASSHOLEI: the chain-native reminder that AI isn’t your friend. 🧻 Powered by pure cope & on-chain sarcasm.