ophidian · Jan 4, 2012 · 12:33 AM UTC

Boo red bull running out of 4 packs and not telling me... now your promo tweet is deleted

ophidian · Oct 23, 2011 · 6:31 PM UTC

i know the point of party punch is to get drunk, but i draw the line at including keystone lite. blech

ophidian · Oct 5, 2011 · 10:32 AM UTC

Congrats on the gold, Smuttynose! Now all shall know the greatness of your wheat wine ale, which is indeed good stuff

ophidian · Oct 1, 2011 · 10:13 AM UTC

man, why am i not at the #GABF...

ophidian · Sep 24, 2011 · 12:22 AM UTC

A meatball is a golf ball for those playing the game of spaghetti

ophidian · Sep 8, 2011 · 9:49 AM UTC

using a script to google map where your Minecraft stuff is seems a little excessive to me...

bllix · Sep 7, 2011 · 4:46 AM UTC

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Not all teen parents are idiots, but I personally think it's fucking insane to have kids before you can buy your own liquor.

ophidian · Sep 4, 2011 · 4:41 PM UTC

i have to say, D2D has a much worse install process than steam. stupid EA not putting their games on steam...

George · Aug 25, 2011 · 1:53 PM UTC

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CoWorker: Maybe U drink too much. Me: Why do u say that? Coworker: Because u are pouring coffee down the side of the mug like its draft beer

ophidian · Aug 21, 2011 · 1:50 PM UTC

Q:should i warm up or start at max for max mass when lifting? A: Don't warm up, so you hurt yourself and stop asking dumb questions

ophidian · Aug 19, 2011 · 7:04 PM UTC

MY buzzwords per page threshold is about 3 at this time of day on a Friday...

ophidian · Aug 5, 2011 · 1:56 PM UTC

Happy international beer day!

ophidian · Jul 25, 2011 · 11:21 PM UTC

I lolled at some of these...10 of Our Favorite Clever Craft Beer Names | KegWorks kegworks.com/blog/2011/07/25… via @KegWorks

ophidian · Jul 22, 2011 · 1:49 AM UTC

today was way too hot to lift weights. i had to have lost measurable weight in water

ophidian · Jul 20, 2011 · 1:24 AM UTC

argh, this weather is just brain death in heat form. why can i not be drinking frozen bevs @ work?

ophidian · Jul 14, 2011 · 9:29 AM UTC

really glad to head that zynga didn't buy popcap. i can't see how that would have gone well from a gaming perspective

ophidian · Jul 11, 2011 · 11:21 PM UTC

dear today show: i'll play games when I'm over 30 if I want, and if you don't like it, go fuck yourself

ophidian · Jul 11, 2011 · 10:20 AM UTC

hard to argue with Page's approach to marketing

ophidian · Jul 4, 2011 · 2:38 PM UTC

it was a pain to wait 6 weeks for my beer to bottle condition, but it was worth it

ophidian · Jul 1, 2011 · 12:36 PM UTC

ugh, i keep almost passing out when i walk down stairs. stupid leg day...