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"My dog took walks without a lead in the West Indies"
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went off her owner cord"
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The UK petition has passed 10k signatures! This means we WILL be getting an answer on game destruction. I encourage everyone to keep signing to get to 100k so it can be brought before Parliament, ESPECIALLY if the answer ends up being dismissive.
petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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The #JingleJam2024 Games Collection is LIVE!
New year, new redesigned collection. This year, we’ve got 18 top tier titles inside. Donate £35+ to our amazing charity partners, get some incredible games as a reward. It’s as simple as that!
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Life pro tip: you can draw any line you want through a scatter plot, they're not checking this
No, that's 9pm in local solar time. They dinner eat so late because they had a siesta and then lunch at 3pm.
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This is untrue and misleading. Taking things literally is not a type of comedy. It's theft, and it can land you in JAIL.
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Replying to @mattpocockuk
The look of disapproval is a valid JS function name. I like to use it for error handling.
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[first day on the job]
Newspaper editor: Don't worry, you'll have supervision
Clark Kent: *sweating* Who told you?
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This is insanely petty and inappropriate.
Don’t be this kind of professor. Treat your students with respect.
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So, Google Chrome gives all *.google.com sites full access to system / tab CPU usage, GPU usage, and memory usage. It also gives access to detailed processor information, and provides a logging backchannel.
This API is not exposed to other sites - only to *.google.com.
OrangeDog retweeted
In order to keep your Canadian bacon from curling on the pan, you must take away their little brooms
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absolute gem from sqlite source, shared by @iavins
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Used to work with a grumpy older guy called Philip Eno and I was always too scared to ask if he was related to Brian Eno. Anyway, years later I actually met Brian and I said to him: "Weird question, but is your brother Philip Eno?". He replied: "No, he's English".
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The nurse said she needed some urine to test for potassium. "K," I said. Silence. "I bet everyone makes that joke," I say. She's like "In 15 years of nursing not one person has made that joke"
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Not sure how it happened but a bus crashed into a building near Tottenham Court Road Station. Police, Fire Brigade and ambulance in attendance.
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@DavidCebon, professor of mechanical engineering at the University of Cambridge, said: “If you use green hydrogen it takes about three times more electricity to make the hydrogen to power a car than it does just to charge a battery.” @Cambridge_Eng theguardian.com/business/202…

























