Now @WaywardAudio

Just a reminder that from tomorrow on I will be posting as Wayward Audio. All Honey, Sweetheart, and Orchid content will be uploaded to the new channel...eventually because that is a shit ton of content.

My teapot brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's hotter than yours Damn right, it's hotter than yours I could steep you, but I won't butter your crumpet

Hull: The underworld's top staycation destination!

Qu'est-ce que le fuck?

I guess we are back to tweeting random bullshit and weirdness. Did you miss me?

I'm the type of special that gets discounted right away, yet no one seems to make a purchase.

I am reviewing my search history and...WHAT THE FUCK?!?! The least strange thing I searched for was a medical article discussing the risks of penile injuries resulting from toilet seats, all in an effort to win an argument with the banshee. That and a killer recipe for povitica.

Currently googling different methods of execution, and this might not even be the most concerning thing I've googled in the past 24 hours. 🤔

The fact that there's a word for tossing someone out a window brings me an unexpected amount of joy. Defenestration.

My pun game is weak today.